Rarely, This Happens, You Blue Mooner!
What in the hell do I mean by this, let's walk down a path that
is hardly ever traveled by anyone anymore. Well it kind of goes
like this. Do you remember Haley's Comet? It only comes by once
ever seventy-five years, I would consider it's a big deal.
Some folks couldn't even stay up for one of the few nights that
you could see this amazing site? How wired is that? I mean what
a few nights of less sleep than, they would normally had. Now
don't you think that maybe just maybe, that they could catch up
on their sleep another night?
I mean who knows it may just be a chance of a lifetime, which
is what we mean by rarely. I mean you are drunk for all your
Childs birthdays and suddenly you die, now looking back do you
think that you might have wanted to be sober one of those years?
This qualifies as once in a blue moon.
Please don't be a blue mooner or you will miss all the great
lessons that life has to teach you and who knows it may just be
once in a blue moon, the chance that you have just missed will
only come around for your grand children and maybe they would
have loved to had videos from the last comet, so they could
compare them.
So are you a blue mooner, do you need to get extra sleep even
though you are going to miss the once in the lifetime site? Are
you going to drink yourself to death? Are you going to miss all
your children's life? Basically what I am asking you this, ARE
YOU GONING TO BE A BLUE MOONER?
There are many blue mooners out there, but that doesn't mean you
have to be one of them! You can rise above the crowd and be in
the 1% club. What does this mean? Only one percent of the
population will actually use there brain more than once a day or
almost never to do anything they consider hard or that requires
thinking at all.
If you want to be in the 1% club, all you have to do is be
one-step above the crowd at the bottom. That's all one piney
tinny Winnie step, that's all it takes one dam lousily step and
only one percent of the people separate themselves from the
crowd. Hello is anyone out there that can hear me are you
gonging to take the one small step or are you going to be a blue
mooner.
The choose is up to you just remember all it take is one little
step to separate your self form the crowd at the bottom, are you
willing to read that one book or listen to that one tape series
on self improvement? I mean come on, one lousy step is all it
takes, but you cannot hear because you are drunk and your
children pray that your drinking would be a once in a blue
mooner, or rarely!