The Grand Master of Seduction
Truthfully there are two Grand Masters of Seduction, the GREAT
William Jefferson Clinton and Elvis Preston King. If you haven't
noticed Elvis Preston King is a really big fan of William
Jefferson Clinton. And YES Elvis and Bill have spent a little
time together and Elvis also has had some quality time with
Bill's brother Roger Clinton. They are some fun loving guys who
like Elvis Preston King love women. Here is a guy who seduces a
young woman and is forgiven by his wife and the American People.
Truly a Grand Master of Seduction. I know it is old news but you
just gotta love this guy, Bill Clinton and most Americans do! I
know I do. Here is a man of my own heart and a great President.
Oh for the good old days...look at the wimp of a man we have
elected to replace this great and seductive man! I know he felt
no remorse for having a little on the side. He just hated and
regretted getting caught. Thank God the American people forgave
him.
Bill Clinton's August 17 speech to the American public re:
Monica Lewinsky
Good evening. This afternoon in this room, from this chair, I
testified before the Office of Independent Counsel and the grand
jury. I answered their questions truthfully, including questions
about my private life, questions no American citizen would ever
want to answer. Still, I must take complete responsibility for
all my actions, both public and private. And that is why I am
speaking to you tonight. As you know, in a deposition in
January, I was asked questions about my relationship with Monica
Lewinsky. While my answers were legally accurate, I did not
volunteer information. Indeed, I did have a relationship with
Miss Lewinsky that was not appropriate. In fact, it was wrong.
It constituted a critical lapse in judgment and a personal
failure on my part for which I am solely and completely
responsible. But I told the grand jury today and I say to you
now that at no time did I ask anyone to lie, to hide or destroy
evidence or to take any other unlawful action. I know that my
public comments and my silence about this matter gave a false
impression. I misled people, including even my wife. I deeply
regret that. I can only tell you I was motivated by many
factors. First, by a desire to protect myself from the
embarrassment of my own conduct. I was also very concerned about
protecting my family. The fact that these questions were being
asked in a politically inspired lawsuit, which has since been
dismissed, was a consideration, too. In addition, I had real and
serious concerns about an independent counsel investigation that
began with private business dealings 20 years ago, dealings I
might add about which an independent federal agency found no
evidence of any wrongdoing by me or my wife over two years ago.
The independent counsel investigation moved on to my staff and
friends, then into my private life. And now the investigation
itself is under investigation. This has gone on too long, cost
too much and hurt too many innocent people. Now, this matter is
between me, the two people I love most -- my wife and our
daughter -- and our God. I must put it right, and I am prepared
to do whatever it takes to do so. Nothing is more important to
me personally. But it is private, and I intend to reclaim my
family life for my family. It's nobody's business but ours. Even
presidents have private lives. It is time to stop the pursuit of
personal destruction and the prying into private lives and get
on with our national life. Our country has been distracted by
this matter for too long, and I take my responsibility for my
part in all of this. That is all I can do. Now it is time -- in
fact, it is past time to move on. We have important work to do
-- real opportunities to seize, real problems to solve, real
security matters to face. And so tonight, I ask you to turn away
from the spectacle of the past seven months, to repair the
fabric of our national discourse, and to return our attention to
all the challenges and all the promise of the next American
century. Thank you for watching. And good night.''