What Not To Say To Women On The First Few Dates
Women are a species on their own, believe me, I have been around
them for a long time, there is nothing else like them on this
planet, and probably any other! Now you would think that after
all this time I would understand them. Forget it! If you go on
that premise then you are in for heartache and grief.
For some men dates may as well be the fruits of the palm tree,
they can't seem to get it right. You know the type, they open
their mouth, and then need the Mariana trench to bury
themselves. Here is a list of things not to say, because for
sure they will be misinterpreted, by the alien female species.
"OOH YOU LOOK JUST LIKE YOUR MUM!" Even if her mum is the
sexiest looking woman in the universe this gambit opens a huge
can of worms. First you are suggesting that she looks old!
Secondly you are suggesting she is an extension of someone else.
This might seem an easy throw away line, but do just that with
it throw it out of your repertoire. This is the number one turn
off for women to be compared to their mothers. The relationship
between mothers and daughters is always a mine field and this
will never be understood by the male species. I am not sure that
women even understand it. Believe me no woman ever, whatever
their age, wants to be compared to her mother.
"CAN I BRING THE KIDS?" Let's assume that she knows that you
have Kids. If she does then you may as well say "hey girl I need
a babysitter". Your date needs to feel that you want to get to
know her for herself, not as a surrogate mother. Let her suggest
when to include the kids. It goes without saying that if she
does not know that you have kids then, you have just shot
yourself in the foot.
"I AM ONLY AVAILABLE ON THURSDAYS!" There may be a myriad of
great reasons why you should want to say this, such as I look
after my elderly mother; I am an avid train spotter, etcetera
etcetera . However you have to remember that women are highly
suspicious and they are going to think "He's definitely married"
This may be illogical, it may be adding two and two and getting
3058, but trust me that is what this statement means "marriage",
there is no other interpretation. You may think that your date
is more mature and you can get away with this. Age only
reinforces this dubiousness.
"I HAVE NEVER HAD A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP" The only way that you
can get away with this line is if you are under 10 years of age.
Women want to find their dream man and no one is going to waste
time on a date that does not want a relationship. Women are
natural born optimists, but they want a man to share their life
with, and be able to converse on the same level. By saying this
you are effectively saying "I come from the planet Zanussi!"
Women invest more emotions into a relationship than a regular
guy. Trust is a key issue here, and this has destroyed any
chance of establishing it.
"I WANT TO SETTLE DOWN AND HAVE SIX KIDS" This may seem like
contrary advice, I have just said that women want a
relationship, yeah I did, but women are different creatures,
live with it!. They may want a relationship, but they do not
want to be appreciated as a "battery hen", at least not in the
precarious territory of getting to know someone.
"THE MOST IMPORTANT WOMAN IN MY LIFE IS MY MOTHER" The
relationship between sons and mothers is as problematic as that
between mothers and daughters. Women may not understand this
relationship, but they are canny enough to avoid embroiling
themselves here at all costs. It spells danger red zone, three
seconds to self destruct.
"I HATE WASTING MONEY ON GOING OUT FOR A MEAL", or"DO YOU MIND
PAYING THE TAB Women like to be wooed and feel special. Don't
declare I am too tight on your first date. It may come out in
the wash, but keep that piece of information to yourself.
"WHAT GREAT TITS YOU HAVE" You know the story of "Little Red
Riding Hood", well you have just portrayed yourself as the Big
Bad Wolf, the only thing worse you can say is "Let's jump in the
sack"
"I HATE USING CONDOMS!" Women like their eggs in the morning
preferably to be unfertilized! Not to mention the fact that the
threat of disease is scary.