Old Guy Has Slept with More Hotties than Wilt Chamberlain

He is an undeniable hero in the eyes of....well...guys who wish they could get an infinite amount of ass. It just plain hard to believe...HARD to BELIEVE....The World Pick up and Seduction Community had dismissed the Elvis Preston King Myth as a hoax until a man named John from the community came on down and seen the old fat Elvis in action, taking home 12 trophies in 5 days for himself! Men are in awe and disbelief but the time has come to face the Elvis Preston King reality... The amazing thing is that the old guy is technically over the hill for dating and bedding young hotties. If you will look at personal ads on the net or anywhere you will never see an ad stating: seeking old fat guy over 56 by an 18 year old hottie. How does this old guy do it? He is looking for one wealthy guy who LOVES women (but can't get his fair share of hotties) to hang out with. I predict before the New Year 2007 rolls around some old rich shy guy will have Elvis all tied up and at his side. I wish to God I could be that man. I too have gotten laid by the help of this undeniable hero of mine... the Man... Elvis Preston King... I am hoping some of my investments pan out so that I can retire next to this answer to every wanna be playboys dreams. Long live the King, the NEW KING. Men of the world just get down on your knees and pray that nothing happens to the other Elvis (No heart attacks or none of that dying young crap like happened to Elvis Aaron Presley. In the first place all of his secrets would be lost. Elvis Preston King to date has not written a book or offered a course. The thing is this man gives hope to every man on earth because my young stud buddy sooner or later...You too will be just an old guy. This man gives the men of the world a reason to fight for life...Hot young babes!