Platonic Friendships Last - Relationships Don't - Why?
Have you ever noticed that the second that you introduce sex
into a relationship, it begins to slide into a bottomless pit
and die? At least we wish that it would die. We should only be
so lucky. Our society has created a group of high paid buzzards
known as family law lawyers who circle waiting for the partners
to part, at which time they move in for the kill, using a host
of false promises and lies to suck the money and the spirit and
the children and the lives out of the entire family. Gay men and
women are fighting like cats and dogs for the right, the
privilege to marry one another. There has to be some bar
association behind this insanity. A Platonic friendship between
a man and a woman, or a man and a man, or a woman and a woman,
or a sheep and a goat, is where there is no sex involved. These
types of relationships are named after a Greek Philosopher,
Plato, (that was his wrestling nickname), who lived 2,500 years
ago, 500 years before Jesus. Mary and Joseph had a platonic
relationship, if you don't count Jesus' brothers. This sibling
jealousy over Jesus having been born immaculately is the root of
why the Jewish people do not believe in Jesus Christ, the God of
2 billion people today. It is well known that Plato, his teacher
Socrates, and his student Aristotle, were old pedophiles who
lived to have sex with beautiful young boys. What isn't as well
known is why sexless relationships are called Platonic. Their
philosophy was that the longing and desire for the beauty of the
boy was the root of the relationship and that their sexual
desire for the boy is what set the relationship on fire.
Socrates was executed for corrupting the youth of Athens, not by
his sexual shenanigans, but for questioning everything and
everyone, including the Goddess Athene, the protector of Athens.
Blasphemy aside, it is a known fact that platonic friendships
between men and women last, and sexual relationships between men
and women do not. Why is that? Is it because I think therefore I
am? Wouldn't it make more sense to say "I think and this is
evidence that I am?" Actually Socrates hated his wife. He had
three children with her, and said that learning to live with her
enabled him to be able to cope with any other human being no
matter how malevolent. How did she feel being married to a man
moonwalking backwards on the top of his car at his
internationally televised trial for pedophilia and dangling his
newborn son upside down off the top balcony of the Paris Hilton?
People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, if they
have any. Enough about Mick Jagger, who openly admits to
sympathizing with the Devil. At the time when Plato was prancing
around with young boys, sleeping in bed naked with them but not
touching them, the Jewish and the non Jewish residents of the
Holy Land were sacrificing their first born sons alive on fire
altars south of Jerusalem to the God Baal. The Jewish Priests
lured the people into the Holy Temple built by King Solomon with
Temple Prostitutes. Jesus Christ's best friend was a prostitute
and her girlfriends were prostitutes. So lets recap: 2 billion
people on Earth today believe that the Universe and its trillion
stars, the other planes of existence, and everything on Earth
was created by a Jewish Rabbi named Jesus Christ who was born to
a Jewish couple having a platonic relationship, and that soon
Jesus will return flying down from Heaven on a flying white
horse to defeat the armies of Satan, a part goat, part lion,
part snake on his flying horse accompanied by his army of flying
jockeys, a dead on plagiarism of the Greek Myth of Prince
Bellerophon, and his flying horse Pegasus defeating the Chimera.
When the level of violence and gullibility on Earth has reached
such epic proportions it is amazing that that any couple can
stay together without killing each other for over 5 minutes, sex
or no sex. The reason that sex kills a relationship is because
it's dirty. It's expensive. We're talking prenups. Ask Kanye, a
modern philosopher who penned the tome Gold Digger. The 6
billion people on Earth today are cutting down every tree, our
only source of Oxygen, to make Kleenex, because it's cheaper
than fine dining. This is the root of global warming. High
priced lawyers. Did you know that Jesus never once mentioned the
word Hell in his life? If you pick up a New Revised Standard
Version of the Holy Bible, every time that Jesus says "Hell",
there is an asterisk beside the word "Hell". If you look in the
fine print, next to the vibrator battery section, the footnote
says that in the original Greek versions of the Gospels, every
time Jesus said Hell, he really said Gehenna, or Sheol, the
place underground where both good and evil spirits lived after
death. Did they mate there? How did they get along? So, the
question is, why do your modern Bible Writers put their own word
"Hell" into your Holy Bibles, and remove Jesus' words Gehenna or
Sheol, 1,435 times? Who cares about Plato? We're all about to go
up in nuclear flames while we heat up the sheets, whether it's
with our mates or our lovers or young boys, it's all a diversion
to make the lawyers rich. Once upon a time there was a man named
Lot, after whom the Lotka was named. God spared him and his 2
daughters because Lot was the only righteous man in the two
cities of Sodom and Gomorrah. Lot had two young virgin
daughters. Since there were no longer any other people on Earth,
in order to keep humanity going, they gave their dad some wine,
and slept with him, and had children. He didn't know that it was
them, even though they were the only 3 people on Earth, he
didn't recognize his own daughters in his bed, because he had 2
glasses of wine. We are all their direct descendants. And you
want to know why sex destroys relationships? It's because we're
all insane. And the irony of all ironies is that our map to
creating paradise on Earth forever is hidden right in our Holy
Bibles underneath tons of rubble, said Jesus Christ, and God of
Mount Sinai through every single Biblical Prophet. This is why
they were stoned. For delivering God's message. You still refuse
to hear it. And soon you will all burn alive in the nuclear
inferno you create, Slaves Of Satan. Rudolph is a hundred to one
at Churchill Downs. Merry Christmas, and remember to think
positively, as if that will help. "You're far better off
pleasuring yourself", said Plato to Euripides, in the Dialogues.
"Your relationships and your genitalia will last longer."
Euripides: "You can say that again." Plato: "Once is enough. I
redundate, therefore I am." Continue to probe the great
mysteries of life. It's all just a dream. Sleep. Sleep.