Imitating A Macho Man

As a gay,I was at a lost as to how I should persue my goal to be a 'macho man'. I decided to called up all my friends whom people regarded as "macho". I started hanging out with them as a straight guy. Well, as expected it was difficult times for me. It was like loading up with thousand tons on my back and acting like there is nothing in my back. The thousand tons being the exploding gay thrist inside me on being close with those gorgeous macho bodies. Still I managed to act like a straight guy and soon win their trust. I started making observations about their daily routine. Here is what I observed: A 'macho man' typically started his day with a visit to the gym to pump up their muscles. At home, he took a shower and ate his breakfast usually with little clothes on. If he had a girl neighbour next door, he had his breakfast in the lawn or in the balcony whichever was more visible to the girl. He selected his clothes in such a way that all his tiny bits of muscles were not left to the imagination of his admirers. So, tights were the king in his closset. He was now ready for school. He never bothered to take books in the school. Afterall what were the bookworms in the class for. He got a smile or two for everygirl that passes his way and the girls smiled back. He was on a high. He sat in the back sit during the class and never ever stopped looking at girls. School was over and it was party time. He never had lack of girls to accompany him. Then it was drinking,dancing, kissing and sex. That was a typical day for a 'macho man'. wow!!! Please visit 1body2soul for more.