Live Longer Live Better as a Playboy
It's official: stress makes you old. While researchers have long
been piecing together all the ways chronic stress undermines our
health, a new study from the University of California at San
Francisco (UCSF) confirmed what we suspected all along: stress
really does age you. What happens, researchers learned, is that
constant stress causes the telomeres--tiny caps on cells'
chromosomes that govern cell regeneration--to get smaller. When
a cell's telomeres get too short, the cell stops dividing and
eventually dies.
So gentlemen, how can you keep those telomeres from getting
shorter?
Men have been taught through religion and society that one woman
is the way to live. The problem is monogamy is NOT natural for
men. Being imprisoned for years on end with the same old bag
wife can really build stress. The majority of the men of the
world find themselves in this horrible predicament. Why do you
think men die first?
Remember once you get free don't do what Donald Trump did and
get married to the first pretty playmate that smiles at you.
There is always a young beauty who wants to put you back in the
marriage game. I don't care how hot the lady is sooner or a
later you are going to want to taste a new hot lady. That is
built into the male species. I feel sorry for Donald Trump.
There's a saying that goes, "Show me the most beautiful girl in
the world, and I'll show you a guy who's tired of sleeping with
her."
Rather crass, I think, but true. Not just for men, but for women
too. And it's not just that we tire of each other, we keep
getting interested in the other items on the menu. Because let's
face it, marriage is an unnatural state. The notion of staying
intimate with one person for the rest of your life is akin to,
say, being able to eat one kind of sandwich for the rest of your
life. Imagine that? Tell me you wouldn't be leaning over the
counter, looking at the day's special, wondering, "Wouldn't it
be great if I could try that smoked turkey on rye?"
A small number of men escape the drudgery of marriage and become
successful playboys. The only really satisfying way to live. The
problem becomes how do you become a successful playboy? You
could buy a magazine like Playboy and try to follow in Hugh
Hefner's footsteps. You could buy a beauty pageant like Donald
Trump or you can hire the World's 1 Playboy, Elvis Preston King.