Sex in the Suburbs
The older I get, the more I realize just what a repressed
sexual country we live in! The country clearly sent a
message in the past presidential election that "conservatism" is
the preferred cup of tea.
People are in an uproar over same-sex marriage, among other
topics. But where is all that fervor when discussing the sexual
habits of the traditional suburban couple? Because everyone is
not getting in bed tonight and doing it "missionary" style:)
On Friday nights, many husbands are rushing after work to their
favorite bar and then to their "girlfriend's" house for a
late-night dinner, while their wives are getting ready for
Saturday morning activities with the kids. You know the drill:
soccer, ballet, birthday parties, and karate.
Or stay-at-home mom's who are tired of feeling unappreciated and
unloved are seeking attention in other places, and it's not
participating in the school PTO! Infidelity stats for wives is
up, and they don't feel bad about it one bit. Hey, and maybe
they shouldn't? But aren't these the same women looking down at
another mother for the outfit she wore to the annual school
benefit? "Too revealing...so inappropriate!"
Some couples aren't cheating, but going out and "swinging" with
their partners. There are exclusive clubs, organizations, and
websites devoted to this "lifestyle". Of course no one talks
about this lifestyle because of the extreme amount of harsh
judgment that would inevitably follow such a revelation. And
where do most of these mystery swingers live? The suburbs.
Hey I've lived in both the city and the suburbs, and the women I
know in the suburbs seem to be a lot naughtier then my city gals
- When they tell me some of the things they are doing with their
husbands or with other peoples husbands, it's like -- wow, she's
doing what?
Hey, just another day in the burbs:)