What's It Like to Have More Girlfriends than any Rock, Movie or
Sports Star?
Yes, that includes presidents, sorry Bill. Yes that includes
Billionaires too, sorry Donald...Trump!
I get this question a lot in my daily emails from Elvis fans.
In a word...it is fabulous. It's like being Jack Nicholson only
all of your fans are girls! Hot chics follow me around, call me
constantly and beg to just spend an hour with me. Even the girls
who have found out that I am a playboy still beg for dates. It's
animal attraction. Men envy me while secretly admiring me.
Gentlemen, there is nothing like the thrill of having an erotic
sexual roll in the hay with hot 18 to 22 year old dream girls.
That's what I do. That's what I am all about. I am the world's
number 1 pick up artist (pua) in the world, bar none. I get laid
more than the number 2 pua 4 to 1 times more! My name is Elvis
Preston King.
I was a millionaire playboy and now I am just a playboy. I don't
even have gasoline to fill up the Rolls so she just sits waiting
for my next big financial boom. In the meantime I am still
getting laid like it is 1969!
I am looking for ONE retired gentleman who loves women but
getting laid is like pulling teeth for him. I am willing to
share in my good fortune so to speak. All of my buddies get laid
when they hang out with me. You see I am a loner and have very
few friends... Just girlfriends. One buddy had a heart attack
and unlike Bill Clinton he is just waiting for the big one to
take him to glory. I am sure if the mainstream press takes my
message to the attention of the men of the world Bill Clinton
will be one of the first to pick up the phone and call Elvis
Preston King. We met briefly and discussed mutual star friends
and his brother when he was abruptly interrupted and he was
rushed to another meeting before he found out that I was the
Grand Master of Seduction.
There is just one spot available for the man who loves women and
has the time and money to get away for a permanent vacation to
Paradise Island. Get your spot before Bill finds out I am
available! Needless to say I have the utmost respect for Bill
Clinton as a womanizer, it's just that with my help he would get
laid 100 times more!
Elvis Preston King: loverboybachelor@yahoo.com