A Word About Sexy Costumes
Halloween! My favorite time of year. I remember being a kid and
getting to run around the neighborhood with complete anonimity.
Collecting enough candy to last for months. Scaring the cute
little girl that wouldn't give me the time of day, getting
revenge on various members of the neighborhood with a little
fake blood and some toilet paper. Yes, Halloween has some sweet
childhood memories.
One of the great things about Halloween is that I can still
revert to a boyish behavior and have fun, no matter how old I
get. I don't "roll" anyone's yard anymore ... although the
thought is a little tempting. The only candy I collect on
Halloween nowadays is, eye candy. Wow! Those women and their
sexy costumes! Halloween, to the benefit of mens' vision, seems
to provide the gals with the perfect excuse to dress sexy.
Women who are normally conservative dressers can use Halloween
to drop their inhibitions, and tease us to no end. Women for
whom I have hardly given a second look, can suddenly find
themselves locked in my intense gaze. Geeze, ... I never knew
they had a figure. On Halloween, I can go to any bar and get an
eye full of sexy little witches, nurses, cowgirls, geisha girls,
Daisy Dukes, kitty cats, race car drivers, little indian squaws,
biker babes, french maids, and the list of hot costumes goes on
and on. I find my eyes doing a "pinball stuck between two
bumpers" impression. Ping, Ping, Ping, Ping... My neck might be
sore the next morning from all the neck snapping.
Yes, as kids we got to drop our inhibitions, and we still do.
Maybe that is part of the allure, the good get to be bad, for
just one night of the year. We get to let the actors and
actresses out in each of us and pretend to be something we are
not. Something about that can be a real turn-on. In fact, I
wonder if the birth rate increases in July? And if it does,
could it be because of those hot costumes, or just us letting
our Halloween spirits free?
I'm not a psychiatrist, but I am betting this is a healthy
thing. Even if it is for one night, and in a limited capacity,
that kind of freedom has to be good for your mental health.
As Halloween nears, I look forward with great anticipation. What
will I wear? Maybe I should just go natural...be the wolf that I
am. That sounds about right. When I think about those hot
costumes, I want to start howling at a full moon. I'm not sure
yet, but you can bet, whatever I wear, my eyes will be shaded,
so they will be free to get all the eye candy they can handle.
I would love to hear your halloween stories.