Lingerie Bowl at home
Most guys are a little forgetful when it comes to romance. Let's
face it, the male idea of fore-play is watching the Dallas Texas
Cheerleaders, and drinking a beer. The only lingerie they think
about is the Lingerie Bowl (yes, ladies, more football). That
does not mean men aren't romantic. We have romance in our
hearts, just most of us are a little unsure of how to go about
using it.
A typical play to get the lady in the mood for some hibbidy
dibbidy will usually go something like this; light some candles,
hand you some flowers, gaze into your eyes, give you a
compliment, then have sex. When we wake up, we congratulate
ourselves on being such a romantic fellow, and turn on the
sci-fi channel to watch a cartoon woman- cyber sex robot- with
great pair of knockers bouncing around the screen.
Many ladies are happy to receive that much. Guys, that play may
get you to the mat, but, it's a basic play in the playbook.
Would you like to give your lady a razzle dazzle play that will
have her bragging to her friends about how sweet and romantic
you are? In fact, she is likely to talk about this for years to
come. It's the main event in the ring, guys. A true professional
play. Well, get out your pen and paper guys, I am going to draw
this play out for you on a step-by-step process that is certain
to swoon any gal.
Step One, Preparation: Call your loved ones mother or
sister or best friend and tell them you are planning something
special and you need to know the following. What size dress does
your significant other wear? Is that considered a small, med, or
large? Does she like chocolate covered cherries? Does she like
grapes? Strawberries? If you already know this information,
BRAVO! You just scored major points. If you do this a week or
two ahead of time, you can save a few bucks by doing some of
your shopping on-line.
Find a window of opportunity. Planning is the key. You need to
plan this day, on a day when you will be home several hours
ahead of your mate. If that is not possible, send her away to
see her Mom or Sister or best friend for at least 4-5 hours but,
make sure you have an exact time she will be home. This is
crutial! Timing is everything! Make sure the house is clean, and
the kids are out of the way for the night.
Step two, Go Shopping: I know, I know, you'd rather go to
the dentist. Relationships are about sacrifice. If you planned
ahead, you may already have most of these items and saved
yourself a few bucks and some time. You will need the following:
- Lingerie- Your choice in lingerie is important. Dental
floss on an eyepatch is not going to do it. A great article on
how to choose lingerie can be found at
www.sweetdeal4u.biz/Articles.html . Or you can just ask the
sales person for something romantic, that a woman would feel
sexy in. You must make her feel beautiful and sexy for this to
work. I highly recommend you read the afore mentioned article.
- And a blind fold.
- Also, if you really want to go all out... I suggest a
costume for yourself. You can even have a little fun and pick
out something humorous if you like.
- The sex gift- Some Lingerie shops carry this stuff, some
don't a good on-line source for this stuff can be found at the
source of this article. Thats also a great source for lingerie.
I suggest some message oil, preferably flavored, or some body
paints also flavored.
- Rose Petals and Flowers- Make sure you pick up plenty of
Rose Pedals. And some loose flowers. A great on-line source for
your flower needs can be found at www.martinas.com
- Bath Products- A very specific item that can tip the scale
is glow in the dark bubble bath. This stuff is amazing and can
really impress your gal. You can find it on-line at the source
of this article. If you can not find this stuff, pick up some
regular bubble bath.
- Candles- You already know you need them. Pick some up at the
Lingerie shop, or the florist, or wherever you get the bath
stuff. You will need many!
- Food- If you know how to cook, excellent. You just scored
major points! Just pick up what you need to cook the meal. Save
the final steps of this meal for last. You are going to be very
busy before you get to eat, but don't worry, you will have
worked up a huge appetite.
If you do not know how to cook, or you don't want to spend the
time preparing a meal, thats ok. Stop by her favorite restaurant
and pick something up. Remember, we are getting her favorites
here, so no bbq wings, unless that's her favorite.
- Don't forget the champagne or wine.
- Remember the questions we asked earlier? About grapes,
strawberries, or chocolate covered cherries? Pick up her
favorite.
Shopping is Done.
Step three, The Notes: You have to let her know what's
going on, and you have to set the mood here. You can write your
own notes or feel free to use these;
Good Evening my Lady,
Tonight is all about you. If you follow my instructions you are
in for a night of romance like you have never experienced before
in your life. Why? Because my love for you is deep, and my
passion for you grows each and every day. Because we spend too
much time in our day to day life, and not enough time on us.
Allow me to express my love for you, follow my instructions to
the letter." "Please leave the music playing, leave the lights
off, and follow the rose pedals to the next note."
Now write the 2nd note:
" At this point my love, I ask you to remove some clothing-
don't worry, tonight is just the two of and I am not allowed to
see you as of yet. Our passion together will be forever
remembered. Please follow the rose pedals to the next note."
Now write the 3rd note:
"Are you ready my love? Tonight I plan to express my love in a
way that words would never do."
"Are you ready my love? Tonight our passion will reach heights
we have only dreamed of."
"Are you ready my love? Please remove the remainder of your
clothing and follow the rose pedals into the bathroom. And read
the last note."
Now write the 4th and final note:
"Your bath is drawn, I will be in to serve you momentarily.
Please put on the blind fold and slide into the bath. Make
yourself comfortable and just relax."
Notes Done.
Step four, the set-up: 30 to 40 minutes before she is
due to arrive. You have to put everything into place. Put the
first note somewhere close to where she will enter the house and
find it quickly. Spread some of the rose pedals out into a trail
leading about one third of the way to the bathroom and place the
2nd note. Lay out more rose pedals to about two thirds of the
way to the master bath and place the third note. And another
trail of rose pedals leading to the final note in the bath.
Set a large candle at each note. Do not light yet.
Spread some rose pedals out on the bed. Place several candles
around bedroom.
Set the love toys of choice out on the bed.
Place the blindfold and the lingerie in the bathroom. I suggest
placing the blind fold on the last note. And hanging the
lingerie on the back of the bathroom door.
Set several candles about the bathroom as close to the tub as
possible without catching any towels on fire. Do not light yet.
Pick out some soft romantic music. Your choice. I can suggest
Barry White, Luther Vandross, or something along that line. Turn
it on. Hopefully you have a CD player and can set it up to loop
two or three CD's You don't want the music to stop in the middle
of this if you can help it.
Ensure that meal is going to stay hot, or is at the point where
it can be heated or finished in 5 minutes or less.
If you elected to go with a costume of your own, put it on.
10 minutes before her arrival, (you may want to verify this if
possible, call her on cell phone, or find out from wherever she
was) light the candles to get the aroma in the air.
Start the tub. If you are using the suggested glow in the dark
bubble bath, leave the lights on until she pulls in the drive.
Make sure you run the water on the VERY hot side so that it will
be at a nice temperature when she climbs in.
Arrange the snacks ( Strawberries, grapes, or what ever you
chose) onto a platter with two glasses of the wine or champagne.
Do NOT arrange them into the shape of a football.
When she pulls into the driveway. Take platter and get out of
site (don't spill the drinks). Turn off lights on the way
including bathroom light (one light at entrance is allowed to be
on). Hide in a closet, a spare room, or something. Do not answer
her if she calls for you.
Step Five, Action: When she has had a chance to get into
the tub and settle in, it is time for you to put the play into
action. Walk in with the tray and say something like " Madam, I
have a snack and a drink for you." give her the drink, and HAND
feed her the snack of choice. Offer to wash her back, use an
oversized sponge, wash her back and allow yourself to rome
freely washing the rest of her body. Make sure you mention how
sexy she is.
DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT engage in sex at this time! Build the
atmosphere up. No matter how hot she gets, or you get, do not
start sex yet !!!! We don't want to settle for a field goal, we
want the game winning touch down. You may use your mouth, and
hands to tease her as much as you want. Keep feeding her the
snacks and allowing her to drink. She may want to remove the
blindfold, thats ok, best if she keeps it on at this point if
possible.
Before the water turns cold, and before you get to the point
where you can no longer resist her. Stand up and say something
like:
" You may now dry off ( hopefully you made sure there were
clean, dry towels in the bathroom), and please put on the outfit
that is hanging on the door, and join me in the bedroom." This
is about her, but you still have control.
Go to the bedroom, and wait for her beside the bed. Do not get
in the bed yet. You want her to see your costume. (she will love
the fact that you got dressed for her too).
When she enters the room, be sure to make a big deal about how
sexy and beautiful she looks!!
Now wave your hand out to display what you have displayed out
on the bed.
Step six, give up control: At this point all you have to
do is remain quiet, and let her take control. I am going to
assume you know how to go about the rest of this step. I'm not
making a porno book here.
Step Seven, the coupe de gras: This is perhaps the most
important step. It is known as post play or after play. This is
the step that wins her love and loyalty. By now, you will both
have an appetite worked up. Put your outfits back on, with or
without robes. Take her by the hand, lead her to the dining
room, light the table candles, serve her dinner, and TALK to
her. Don't just talk to her, listen to her. Talk about her, and
her needs. Put all your problems aside. Just talk to one
another. Drink coffee and stay awake and alert. Spend many hours
here.
(Note: My girlfriend loves this part!)
If you are not married, this would be a great way, and time to
pop the question.
Offer to dance with her. You may even end up making love once
again on the table.
If you give this a try, let us know how it goes. Or if you have
any suggestions or tips of your own we would love to hear those
too!