How To Spot Undercover Cops In Adult Theaters And Clubs
How To Spot Undercover Cops In Adult Theaters And Clubs
We've all seen the headlines. Singles and couples busted by the
police inside theaters and clubs, and then having their names
(and many times addresses) printed in newspaper articles. Maybe
you've even been on site when it all comes down. It's scary to
think that you may be out of a job tomorrow OR WORSE, having to
now deal with the stares and funny looks of the people in your
neighborhood, now that your private life has been exposed.
In this article we will discuss the steps theater and club
owners, and those of us in the lifestyle can take to protect
ourselves from arrest. As a single male that has been in the
lifestyle for quite a few years now, I can give you firsthand
knowledge, even though I have never been busted myself. I have
of course been on site on a number of occasions when uniforms
come in unannounced, and have witnessed more than a few busts by
the undercovers. So, let's get into the details of what to watch
out for, and why.
First and foremost, there are a few things you have to
understand about cops, and the way they think. They hate our
lifestyle not because it is legal, unregulated fun, but because
they cannot participate in it. Yes, to be sure, there are cops
in the lifestyle, but you and I will probably never know who
they are. After all, police have a certain code of conduct by
which they must abide. We on the other hand are thrill seekers,
and love to have fun. And since what we do doesn't hurt anyone,
and is always consensual, This gives the badges a few
interesting problems. For starters, we normally pay an admission
to get into each venue, so that technically makes it a
semi-public place. This would mean that everyone inside is there
by choice, and would naturally be aware of the usual "goings
on." That being the case, a cop just can't hang around and
expect to catch someone. So, to gain entry, they have to find a
reason to come into the building. (Or to keep us out.) Some of
their best tricks are:
Running all the tags in the parking lot looking for warrants
(among other things) on the owners.
Shining flashlights in parked cars looking for "contraband."
Hassling everyone driving around in the area.
Sitting around doing "reports" and trying to rattle everyone's
cage.
Pulling traffic stops close to the theater or club while
allowing the lightbar to flash for what seems like an hour.
And other silly stuff like that. That being said, here are some
of the things you can do to spot them: