Positions Open: Beach Bum
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Positions Open: Beach Bum
Are you looking for a new job? Are you tired of taking crap
from your boss, wife/husband, and/or significant other? Do you
long to work out of doors? Well, here's something that might be
just what you've been looking for, beach bum.
The characteristics of this employee are typically an ocean and
beach going person who
might enjoy spending quite a bit of spare time sitting or
recreating on a beach. Such a person may either be a local
resident of a coastal town or be an out of town vacationer. They
also might include a sailor or merchant seaman who is
temporarily "beached" while searching for a new position.
The beach bum's job is usually one of leisure. Beach bums may
enjoy picnicking while on the beach. These picnics are usually
with family, friends or new found compatriots. The choice is up
to each individual beach bum. Most beach bums enjoy a barbecue
at some point. Whether or not charcoal or propane gas grilling
is allowed on the beach, most have at least one kind of grill at
their beach abode.
Extended stays on the beach usually warrant at least moderate
consumption of food at some point. Beach bums may enjoy the
consumption of alcoholic beverages, usually beer, but wine or
other beverages such as pina coladas and margaritas are
sometimes consumed. Depending on the rules of the particular
beach, alcohol may or may not be allowed. Places where it is
prohibited but where the law is not readily enforced have a
large amount of usage of beverage cozies. These are usually
flexible foam holsters for cans of beer that not only keep them
cold longer but shield the identity of the contents. Later there
was the invention of bottle covers made out of a wet suit type
of material. Both kinds of holders usually have some sort of
brand logo or amusing comic on them. Because of their
construction materials and place of usage, they are not to be
confused with the brown paper bags used to drink bottles of malt
liquor out of, stereotypically by poor minorities.
Unlike the title of a regular bum, the label "beach bum" is
usually or unusually, not derogatory. A person who would be
recognized as a "beach bum" usually has accumulated a
substantial tan from being in the sun for long periods. Skin
cancer is an occupational hazard that sometimes results from
extended exposure. This is mostly due to the ultraviolet rays
which the sun gives off. Skin cancer is fairly rare, but beach
goers should exercise caution and use adequate sunscreen. On the
east coast of the USA, especially New Jersey, an accomplished
"beach bum" usually has a dark tan by the end of the summer
season.
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