"Alternate Modes"
When choosing a company to do business with, we all agree that
customer service is high on our list of priorities. The
following relates some types of practices a business should
definitely avoid.
Recently, we flew from Newark to West Palm Beach on business,
and stayed a few extra days to visit with our daughter. Since
this was the first time we flew since 9/11, we didn't know what
to expect, so we allowed plenty of time before the flight.
We were pleasantly surprised that we could check in, and get our
boarding pass at curbside. We then headed directly to security
to be screened prior to boarding. Apparently my wife Sue's purse
failed the X-ray check, as they put it through several times.
While short of a body cavity search, they did put her through an
extensive check. Taking her purse then to a different machine,
they wiped it with a cloth, and then tested the cloth. They
didn't make her open the purse, which I found strange, and
offered no explanation of what they were doing, or why.
While I recognize that the security guards are not direct
employees of the individual airlines, they should insist that
these people are at least courteous. Those with a bad attitude
make flying even more onerous.
We finally got through security, and had some time to wait
before the flight, so we decided to get some lunch. We ordered,
and while they gave us a fork, they didn't give us a knife to
cut the meat. I inquired and was told that no knives were
allowed in the airport or on a plane. OK, I thought but wondered
how I could injure someone with one of those small plastic
knives with a rounded tip - the fork would be far more dangerous.
We finally got on the plane and they served what they liberally
called a snack". It was about the size of a golf ball, and had
the consistency (and in my opinion the taste) of dried mud.
Unable to cut it, because of the perceived danger a small
plastic knife would pose, we had to pry it apart with our
fingers. One taste however, and we were glad we had something to
eat at the airport.
We also ordered a drink, and much to my surprise, the stirrer
was about 7 inches long, made out of stiff plastic with a point
as sharp as an ice pick. What a weapon!
I seriously doubt if I could kill or even threaten someone with
the prohibited small plastic knife. It would probably take a
half an hour or so to kill someone, and they would have to
cooperate. If someone tried to threaten me with one, I might die
of laughter.
You could however easily kill someone with the drink stirrer
they provided, with a jab in the eye, an ear, or the throat.
This was simply stupid. Why didn't they provide a small plastic
straw instead?
Many people are apprehensive about flying under any
circumstances, and many became even more so immediately
following 9/11. A first time flyer leaving from Newark will have
their heart in their throat. Due to noise abatement
restrictions, the plane must make some severe turns to follow a
waterway on takeoff.
Before 9/11 on a another flight, a considerate pilot warned us
about the takeoff pattern, and told us just before he made the
turns what was going to happen - not now - it seems that the
skies are no longer "friendly".
Now with the airlines struggling to survive, you would think
their service would be top notch to entice people to fly with
them - Naw - in my judgement, same old, same old crummy service.
Hey guys, "wake up and smell the coffee". These people on the
plane are your customers. I guess the airlines are trying to cut
costs, and probably the "bailout" by the Feds was justified, but
if you want them to come back, you better start treating them
like customers.
Add the inconvenience of having to arrive at the airport hours
before your departure time, minimum wage security guards who
don't instill a lot of confidence, and the issuance of a weapon
with your drink, I think, like the well known sports announcer,
I'll consider alternate modes of transportation.