A prayer to Google (when all else fails)
Oh great google. Ruler of all search engines. Seeker of
all hidden text and links. Checker of all links reciprocal and
inbound. Crawler of all web pages big and small. Writer of crazy
algorithms that makes the Webmaster life oh so exciting.
I don't spam. I don't use keywords in vain. I optimize my
website night and day. My Meta tags are like poetry. My content
is so rich and unique, that even I don't know what it is about.
I don't ask for much. I don't ask for world peace. I don't ask
to end world hunger. I don't ask to cure the sick. I don't care
for any of those. All I wish for is high page rank. Let the good
spider crawl into my web pages like it crawled into my heart.
You had linked to my soul. Let this link be a reciprocal one.
Give me the strength to defeat my wicked competitors, and send
them deep into the search results abyss.
Amen