The Male Rating System

While not necessarily New Age in nature, Samantha has noticed a lot of clients asking questions about their potential beaus lately and she thought this refreshing change might be just what was needed to help our female Realm members keep things in perspective regarding their male paramours. Enjoy! -David - Believe it or not, if you go into forums on web sites that are devoted to the subject of how to pick up girls, you will find people posting messages about something that is called the mating rating system. Reading one of these forums is kind of a rude wake up call if you ever thought that men "rated" us on such qualities as humor, intelligence or charm. Instead this rating system, which in a state of constant debate seems to be based on leg length, the size of your lips, how high your cheek bones are and whether or not you have big breasts. The Male Rating system finds its origins in the movie"10" starring Dudley Moore and Bo Derek. This was a romantic comedy that was made in the seventies that featured the adventures of a neurotic alcoholic who was looking for a woman who he considered to be a perfect Ten on his personal rating scale. He finally finds her in the person of Bo Derek, who is six feet tall, has long blonde hair, full lips, icy blue eyes, legs that go on forever, a tiny waist and a very vacuous smile. My opinion is that if men are going to rate us, there is no reason why we can't develop our own system to rate men. However because men are more sex oriented and women are more relationship oriented our rating system is going to be a little more sophisticated. It also won't be as racially BIASED as the male rating system, which seems to prefer the Aryan ideal of the Nordic Queen. To find out how your male rates on our rating system answer the following questions by choosing an option below. Choose only one option. You can add up points as you go along. Be forewarned you will never find another rating system anywhere that is as honest and forthright as this one. It is based on very realistic criteria that could bring your head down out of the clouds and could really make you think twice about who it is you are going out with. What level of education has he completed? Elementary school 1 point Grade Six2 points Grade Nine3 points Grade Ten4 points Graduated High School5 points One Year of University or College6 points Two Years of University or College7 points Completed College but no degree8 points Completed College With Degree9 points Post Graduate Degree10 points How much money does he make a year? $ 0 to $5,0001 point $5,000 to $15,0002 points $ 15,000 to $25,0003 points $25,000 to $32,0004 points $32,000 to $36,0005 points $36000, to $42,0006 points $42,000 to $50,0007 points $50,000 to $70,0008 points $70,000 to $90.0009 points $ Over $90,000 a year10 points Has he had? One Heart Attack or More1 point Full dentures2 points More then five dental crowns3 points Smoke a pack of cigarettes a day4 points Back Problems5 points Migraines6 points Allergies7 points Occasional Muscle Strains8 points No cavities9 points No Health Problems whatsoever10 points Has he ever been diagnosed with any of the following? Schizophrenia1 point Manic Depression2 points Paranoia3 points Personality Disorder4 points Anger Management5 points Attention Deficit Disorder6 points Obsessive Compulsive7 points Depression8 points Anxiety9 points No disorders10 points In the past he has: Been jailed for a felony1 point Charged with drunk driving2 points Charged with assault3 points Been a member of a cult4 points Been jailed for a misdemeanor5 points A member of AA or (blank) Anon6 points Declared Bankruptcy7 points Attended church once a week8 points Participated actively in a charity9 points Donated more than $5000 to charity10 points Which of the following terms or phrases is he most likely to use to describe his ex? Slut1 point Bitch2 points Pathetic3 points Selfish4 points Too Needy or Smothering5 points Codependent6 points Troubled7 points Sad8 points A tragedy9 points A great person "but it didn't work out"10 points Which of the following statements describes best how he spends the majority of his free time: Spending time with his wife or ex1 point Drinking with his buddies at the bar2 points Sleeping3 points Watching sports4 points He spends his free time at work5 points Spending time with his mother 6 points Reading7 points Participating in sports8 points Working on a favorite hobby9 points Participating in community events10 points Which of the following statements describes him the best? Only pick one: He hates his mother1 point He is sullen and moody2 points He is a bit lazy3 points He is a bit of a dreamer4 points He worships women5 points He is very hard working6 points He treats his mother like a Queen7 points He loves children and animals8 points He loves to dance 9 points He has a great sense of humor10 points Which of the following actors in a movie does he remind you of the most? Al Pacino in Scarface 1 point Matt Damon in "The Talented Mr. Ripley."2 points Mickey Rourke in Nine and a Half Weeks3 points Micheal Douglas in Fatal Attraction4 points Jack Nicholson in "As Good As It Gets."5 points Owen Wilson in Zoolander6 ponts Adam Sandler in the "Wedding Singer"7 points Tom Hanks in "Castaway"8 points Kevin Costner in "Field of Dreams"9 points Will Smith in "Independence Day"10 points Pick the one action that he has done MOST OFTEN to you Slapped or hurt you even accidentally1 point Humiliated you in public2 points Called you a name in private3 points Made fun of your career4 points Prevented you from going out on your own5 points Displayed jealousy over your ex6 points Lent you money7 points Bought you a box of candy8 points Brought you flowers9 points Made a meal for you10 points Now add up your points. You should get a double-digit figure. Move the decimal point one digit over to the right so that you have a rating out of ten. For instance if your man's rating is 79 then he is not a Perfect 10 he is a 7.9. My theory that is that if the mans rating is 6.9 or lower than the relationship is not likely to last very long. If it is 5.0 or below, you should drop him a look for your own "Perfect Ten".