Which Witch Are You?

Hey there, Dorothy -- are you a Good Witch or a Bad Witch? Is your friend acting like a bitch? Answer these five questions from Samantha's Twisted Book of Shadows and find out which witch is which? 1. These days I ride: a) side-saddle b) a broom c) a vibrator d) a vacuum cleaner e) the bus home alone 2. My familiar is: a) a dog named Toto b) a flying monkey I conjured up the other day in my cauldron c) Sailor Moon d) several black cats e) a gay friend 3. My idea of a good time is: a) baking cupcakes for the poor b) stealing food and reselling it outside the food bank c) dressing up like Vampira and going to fetish night d) doing impressions of Margaret Hamilton to amuse my friends e) being alone so nobody hurts my feelings. 4. My favorite television witch is: a) Martha Stewart b) Endora from Bewitched c) Sabrina the Teenage Witch d) Heather Locklear e) Kathie Lee Gifford. 5. My favorite witch movie is: a) Practical Magic b) The Craft c) Rosemary's Baby d) Mommie Dearest e) The Wizard of Oz. Now analyze your answers below to find out what kind of witch you are!! A) GLINDA THE GOOD WITCH If your answers were all "a", you are a modern Glinda the Good Witch. You visualize all your troubles surrounded in a bubble and floating away from you, and it works. Congratulations. 1. You're probably a real tree-hugger and into horses and nature and all that. 2. You're just like Dorothy, who, if you'll recall, was Glinda the Good Witch's prot