Which Witch Are You?
Hey there, Dorothy -- are you a Good Witch or a Bad Witch? Is
your friend acting like a bitch? Answer these five questions
from Samantha's Twisted Book of Shadows and find out which witch
is which? 1. These days I ride: a) side-saddle b) a broom c) a
vibrator d) a vacuum cleaner e) the bus home alone 2. My
familiar is: a) a dog named Toto b) a flying monkey I conjured
up the other day in my cauldron c) Sailor Moon d) several black
cats e) a gay friend 3. My idea of a good time is: a) baking
cupcakes for the poor b) stealing food and reselling it outside
the food bank c) dressing up like Vampira and going to fetish
night d) doing impressions of Margaret Hamilton to amuse my
friends e) being alone so nobody hurts my feelings.
4. My favorite television witch is: a) Martha Stewart b) Endora
from Bewitched c) Sabrina the Teenage Witch d) Heather Locklear
e) Kathie Lee Gifford. 5. My favorite witch movie is: a)
Practical Magic b) The Craft c) Rosemary's Baby d) Mommie
Dearest e) The Wizard of Oz.
Now analyze your answers below to find out what kind of witch
you are!! A) GLINDA THE GOOD WITCH If your answers were all "a",
you are a modern Glinda the Good Witch. You visualize all your
troubles surrounded in a bubble and floating away from you, and
it works. Congratulations. 1. You're probably a real tree-hugger
and into horses and nature and all that. 2. You're just like
Dorothy, who, if you'll recall, was Glinda the Good Witch's
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