Cardsharping for Beginners
Getting tired of the routine of the nine to five job and casting
about for something else to do? There are lots of opportunities
out there designed to facilitate a mid-life change of
occupation. You will see a cornucopia of courses offered in
subjects as diverse as Aromatherapy to Zoo-keeping. If none of
these tickle your fancy, how about something
completely different have you ever thought of becoming a
professional gambler?
Too, risky you might think. Casinos are in business because the
average punter loses money and the house wins. That's called
making a profit. Aren't all businesses in business to make a
profit, and so why should you be any different? In order to make
money from gambling, like the gaming establishments you need to
ensure the odds are stacked in your favor. "Oh, yes!" "How do
you do that?" The answer my friend is very simple, you cheat!
Cardsharps have been around for a very long time and so you just
join the ranks of that illustrious profession.
A Chinese Company has come along with all the tools you need for
your new career. Firstly, it sells "Clairvoyant Contact lenses".
These contacts manufactured by a top European lens maker allows
you to see the invisible marks on the cards that you have put
there to identify the winning cards. Set up the game, mark the
cards and off you go to a sure win of the evening's jackpot.
The same Company, which by the way can be found on the Internet
also markets a card scanner. This device sells for $5,8000. You
discreetly place it on your person, enter the casino and as the
card game commences a micro-scanner surveys the cards during the
shuffle. It provides the player with an analysis of the cards
dealt by suit and number. This information is truly invaluable
in the control of the game, because with such insider knowledge
the chance element, in let's say a game of poker, virtually
disappears. According to the manufactures, you need never lose
in a card game again!
Still not fully convinced, well the same Chinese Company is
offering Training Courses in cheating. These take place in
China, which has always been hot in the arena of gaming and
gambling. There might be a downside though, because it seems
that these "cheating 101" modules are offered only in the
Chinese language. However, I am sure if demand grows the
programs will also be offered in other languages. This is indeed
an intriguing and alluring prospect which promises rich
financial pickings, that could well outstrip the earnings
offered from Aromatherapy or Zoo-keeping for that matter. Anyone
for a hand of poker?
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