CANOODLING WITH A CANUCK IN A CANOE?
CASHING IN ON CANOODLING!
Catharsis and Roller Coasting
CELEBRATE WORLD TINKLE PANTRY DAY!
Chastise Your Bread
Cheer-Leadership or "All I need to know about business I lea
Chinese Horoscope
CHRISTMAS CLANGERS
Dear Guy
Country Pastimes 3: Impromptu farm concerts
12 Goofy Ways to Stay Safe and Healthy in Today's Hazardous
25 Reasons You Might Need to Wear a Welding Helmet
3 Surefire Ways to Combat Rising Gas Prices
Four Marketing Musts
Pay-Per-Click Fraud Exposed--Part II
50 Ways to Say No To Sex and 50 Ways to Get Around Them
Invest In More Than Business Opportunities
A dog's guide to... Getting Your Dog to Stop Barking
Fly The Friendly Skies
A Few Tips On Comic Book Bags
A Georgia Superhero!
A Key In Hand Is Worth A Thousand On My Desk
A Lawyers Favorite Lawyer Jokes
The Six-Year-Old Truck Driver
A little history on the Comic Strip.
A Moment of Magic!
A moron's account of 4th grade.
Wimpy Google And Michael Jackson: Birds Of A Feather
A PINT OF YOUR BEST "BUGBEAR" PLEASE
A POSTCARD FROM PARADISE LOST
The Bare truth About My Butt Quiz
A roommate story too strange to make up
A SHORTAGE OF PUCKS N' PRANKS...
A tale of the hunt
A true roommate story-psyco surfer
Getting down to basics with a web site.
A WORD ABOUT "INTELLIGENT" SHOES & DUMB SOULS
A WORD OR TWO ABOUT MUGWUMPS
Abe Lincoln, Bob Dylan and John Bolton
ALL I WANT FROM SANTY IS MY SANITY
All That Flapping About Has To Stop

3 Smart Ways To Generate Profitable Business Ideas Anytime
April Fool's Day
Is a Home Business Right for You?
Are We Too Competitive?
AS THE OLD YEAR FADES, SO DOES MY MEMORY
Asylum Seekers: Now With Wings
Austin Powers 2 Quotes
Be Happy, Join The Wednesday Worry Club
Being Sensitive and Kind
Bernie Ebbers and The Temptations
Beware of Thick Ankled Women!
Blair Bear - The Ultimate Teddy Bear.
Bovine Resort
BRAZEN BACKYARD BLUNDERS
BRING OUT YOUR INNER ROMEO & JULIET!
BUDDHABOT AT YOUR SERVICE
BY JOVE IT'S JOLLY JUNE!
By Now, I'm a Expert at Memory Loss
CALLING ALL DORKS & DINGBATS!
How To Make Money With Your Own Profitable Blog...Without Do
An Often Overlooked Strategy for Getting Your Foot in the Do
Increase Sales By Flying Under Yor Prospects "Radar Defe
Can You or Can
CROW IS ALSO A DISH SERVED BY CHILDREN
Disclaimer:Diet Pepsi Does Not Make You Hip
Do you suffer from too much GAS?
Reverse The Risk And Boost Your Profits
Dog Poo ( Turd Tales )
Dog Poo
Turn Your Competitors into Sales Generating Partners!
Bashing the Opposite Sex
Education enlarges us.
ELEVEN THINGS TO DO ON A BORING DAY
Emotional and Practical Efficiency.
EpicZone Archive:"I'm Heterosexual Where's My Parade?"
Search Engine Keywords - What Do People Search For?
Every Truck Lover
EVERYONE HAS A DOUBLE SOMEWHERE
Everything I Need To Know I Learned From Drinking Coffee
FAMOUS LAST WORDS
Female, Horny, Middle Aged and behaving Badly
Road Trip
France gives Spielberg highest honor
Freedom During The School Holidays
FUN LOOK AT A LADY HANG-GLIDER
Funny Movie Quotes
Funny Things We Dream
Gas Pump Fever
Gay Zombie Hunter's Dilemma
GET A GRIP - GRANNY'S BACK IN TOWN!
Getting Older
Can You Write Naturally and Get Good SE Ranking?
Glastonbury Festival History: Losing the Main Stage
Go Ahead - Make Dad's Day
Go Figure
GOING BONKERS WITH BAUBLES, BERRIES & BELLS
Who Do You Trust When Buying Online?
GRANDPA ALWAYS SAID, 'THE DEVIL IS IN DE TALES'
GUNG HAY FAT CHOY!
Halfway Through Summer - Are We Having Fun Yet
Hand me my Thongs!
HAS AMERICA GONE TO THE DOGS?
Hay Fever Is a Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Thing
Hazards of Extreme Camping
Health Club Regulars
HEALTHY LIVING FOR THOSE LESS WILLING
Hell is hot but it isn't a bad place to Live
Hercule Phallus and Early Viagra.
Internet Marketing and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
HOLIDAY IN HADES?
The Lost Art Of Fundamental Copywriting
Why Doesn't My Small Business Web Site Sell?
HOW D' YA LIKE THEM APPLES?
5 High-Impact Marketing Tips
How Time Flies When I Am In A Hurry
How To Cash In On Your
HOW TO DO EVERYTHING WITH ...XP
How To Have An Argument With Yourself And Win
HOW TO SPEND A ROMANTIC EVENING AT THE PARSONAGE
Double the Effectiveness of Your Company Brochure
HOW TO TELL THAT YOU'RE GETTING OLD
Humorous Software? It's Going To Bust Your Chops.
Hurricanes have gone but political winds are blowing
Making a Hit with Your Marketing Campaign
I Bet I'll Get More Clicks By Putting Sex in the Title
I Can't Weight - One Man's Diet
I Drank Tea in December
I, Fanboy. Are You?
I LEFT MY TOES IN TUKTOYAKTUK
I think I'll drop everything and just go fishin'
If you can't laugh at yourself...
I'm A Romance Novel Hero!

IN 2005 CONTROL IS A REMOTE POSSIBILITY
IN A BUSY WORLD WE STILL NEED TO TAKE TIME TO LAUGH
Inner Peace
Leveraging your Holiday Sales Volumes and Getting your Busin
IS GOD A DEMOCRAT OR A REPUBLICAN? AND OTHER CULTURAL ANOMAL
Got Spyware? Tips for detection, removal and prevention
Don't Be Incredible
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10 Killer Internet Marketing Ways To Multiply Your Sales
IT'S ADDLEPATED APRIL AGAIN!
IT'S AWESOME AUGUST AGAIN!
IT'S FUNKY FEBRUARY!
IT'S JEST JANUARY!
IT'S MERRY-MAKING MAY NATURALLY!
Cleaning Up Your Marketing
Easy Ways To Save Money & Abundance Revisited
IT'S SEPTEMBER SILLY!
JEEPERS CREEPERS IT'S JULY!
JOBS FOR THE JOLLY-MINDED
Marketing On The Cheap: Become a Joiner
Pricing For Profit!
Get the Most Amount of Money with the Least Amount of Effort
Giving the Perfect Gift, aka Market Research
Just The Fax, M
I Live in a Hundred Years Old House!
Laughter and Health!
LEARN TO RECOGNIZE THE SOURCE OF ALL BLESSINGS
Learning To Be Funny
LESSON FROM HUNDRED ACRE WOOD
Let The Kissing Begin
Little Guy on Wheels
How To Make Money With Blogs And RSS
Do societal marketing contributes beneficially for the bette
`luuuv Butts...!
Remove Ink Stains From Carpet - 3 Steps
Make a wish on Titan and send it to your friends
Developing A List Of Keywords For Marketing
MARCH MADNESS & MERRIMENT!
Marriage, Hollywood Style
Maximize Attention for Your Small Business
Mindfulness and Laughter: Gaining Clarity While Giggling
Miss Congeniality Quotes
Mother's Trying to Find Time to Pamper!! Not
A Free, Powerful Method to Market Your Business Online
Mr. Cheapie's Frugal Shopping Tips
My Baloney Has a First Name and Other Shallow Thoughts
Become An Expert
MY CLASSMATE CONNIE
my first day as the Easter Bunny
My Mother's Amazing Meatloaf Mystery
NAME THAT PLANET
No Stars for the Eclipse
Nurses, Bedpans And X-Rated Hospital Gowns
O. S. ARI - Some Anecdodes of Him -he was famous also for hi
Office Space Movie Quotes
ON THE IMPORTANCE OF ELEPHANTS
Osama and Saddam
Out of Africa
Package Baggage
Search Engine Basics: Title And META-Tags
Pastors and politicians; It's my party, I'll cry if I want t
Patch - a Scottish Collie
Your Business Deserves a Second Chance!
Peggie
Poetry to make you smile at stupidy rampant at present.
Queen Shopper for a Day
Quirk Wars
Quotes and Sayings - Colloquialisms Part 1
Quotes and Sayings - Colloquialisms Part 2
Quotes and Sayings - Colloquialisms Part 3
Racing That Isn't Gay.
Raining Cats & Dogs & Geriatric Hookers
The Trust Issue in Marketing
Rindercella - The Pyslexic Drincess
Link Building
Rock
Write, Publish and Market a Book with No Out-of-Pocket Money
Sahib and His Universal Relations
Sales Appointment - The Dog
Save on Gas Prices
Seinfeld Episode - The Chairs
Sensational new evidence proving origins of Teddy Boys
Sequnned Suits & Platform Boots
SHAMELESS SANTA SLIDERS
Some Technical Treason and six ways to speed up your P.C..
Space Exploration, and the Room for it!
The A-Z of Exhibiting Overseas
Loyalty Programs May Keep Customers Coming Back
Spider's Big Catch
Spider's Night on the Boom
Spiffy Life Sayings
Starsky and Hutch Quotes
Stupid People
Taking A Little Time Out For Time
Tale of a bagle and the "Other" side of the fence
Technical Treason and Eight or Nine reasons why an infra-red
Terry The Sick Kunt
THANKSGIVING POSES A QUESTION OF CHOICE
Trinkets, Lockets And Empty Pockets
The $600,000 Quarter - A True Story
The Australian Times
The Back Passage!
The Beginnings of Medicine, via the Back Passage.
The Fine Line Between Strategy And Luck: Pro Battleship Tour
The Guy Who Wished He Was a Fly
How to Turn Your Marketing Into a Money-Making Machine - Exa
The heat, the couch and the male Ego
The Incredibles Quotes
THE JOY OF JELLY BEANS
The Ley Lines of a Semi-Retired Drainage System
Mesmerizing Ways To Reinforce Your Profits
THE MERITS OF MISCHIEVOUS MIND-CANDY
The Ride of his Life
The Silly Essay
The Story of My Dog and Why You Should Care
The Texas Trail
The Toilet Seat
THE TWISTED-TONGUE TOURNAMENT
The Ultimate sting
Broadband - Will it Affect Your Online Marketing Future?
THE WILDCAT'S BEGINNING
Thick Mick Quotations!
Thick Mick's Curriculum Vitae.
Things Not to Do in McDonalds
THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT
THINGS YOU CAN LEARN FROM A DUCK
THINGS YOU WON'T FIND ON MARS
5 Ways To Automate Your Site
ThinkExist.com: New
Thongs, Computers and Celery.
To Pee or Not to Pee...
Tonto's Lament

The Beauty of Hybrid Tea Roses
Top 10 Reasons Why Conservatives Love George W. Bush
Develop An Online Marketing Strategy To Maximise All Of Your
SIX Trade Show Marketing Mistakes and How to Avoid Them
Tranni D
Truck Stop Christmas
Trust - A poetic investigation, not hampered by commitee sta
Turkeys: both men and bird and a Peanutbutter power bar
TWITS, TWERPS & TWIZZLE STICKS
VICTORIA TO HOST 1ST ANNUAL "FEAST OF FOOLS"
To Brand or Not to Brand - That is NOT the Question.
Waiting For The Cut
Want to blow up a city? Try Ebay.
Wanted: Treadmill for an Elephant
Weather Woman
WELCOME TO WITCHVILLE
How to Market your Home Business on a shoestring budget
Google's Wonderland: Trouble In Paradise?
What If You Were Under A Spell And Didn't Even Know It?
Complementary Relational Linking and How It Could Save Your
How to Jumpstart your Next Writing Session.
What Whine Goes With Cooked Goose?
WHAT'S IN A NAME? -- Odd Places in America
What's So Real About Reality TV?
What's With The Automated Checkouts?
Use A Mentor To Get Your Online Riches!
WHERE DO POLITICIANS COME FROM AND CAN THEY BE RETURNED?
Who Will I Choose?
Who You Calling a Hick?
How to Drive Promote any Product
Why Is There "Egg" On My Hamburger?
Why It Pays to Out More Humor in the Workplace
Women Own Weddings!
How To Write Classified Ads That Make Money
WWJV"
YO THERE QUIPPING QUEEN!
You Know Your Breath May Be A Tad Funky When...
You Owe the Government More Than Me,Get Off the Couch.
Market Your Way to Professional Success
Take It to the Net
Embroidering Corporate Apparel
YOUR HAIKU ERROR MESSAGES FOR THE DAY
A Lawyers Favorite Lawyer Jokes
Field Notes on Country Linguistics
Amazing Trivia Part 1
Stop Needling Me!
The Blonde Joke's On Us: The Dumbest Woman On Earth Was Not A Blonde
Robin's Rainbow
Our Adobe Hacienda
Sentencia Interruptus: The Texas Pause
Things I have learned
More things I have learned
You may be in love if...
Mr. Handyman
Political Humor: Are You A Dittohead?
Sweet Trap
Timothy Ward IS Hotter Than You
Songwriter Confessions #1
Songwriter Confessions #2
Warning: This Article is a Waste of Time
Under A Cuban Moon
5 Reasons Why You Should Quit Your Day Job
Adult Swim - You Must Be This High To Ride This Ride
Travel Jokes
The Finer Points of Poverty
Just Horsing Around
How NOT to handle bad breath
Halloween Howler
The Perks of Global Warming
Milk Goats - Know Thy Enemy
Diary Complaints
Sit Back And Remember
Bathroom Palacial
Birds of a Feather
Gone Fishing For Trivia
Bat Ejection Techniques ? Country Survival Course #27
Timothy Ward's Great Coloring Book Rebirth
8 Reasons Why You Should Email Me One Dollar
Chicken Rearing 101 ? How Not to Raise Chickens
Rural Relocation ? Considerations and Adjustments
The Superior Mind -- Man vs. Mouse
Can't Get There From Here
The Patience of Job
Marines Don't Take Crap
Military Wives
The Language of Appalachia
Local Author Joins History and Humor To Tell His Stories
Voodoo Munchies
Computers According to Carol
Psychiatric Psychiatrist - A Joke on Psychiatry
How To Get Attention, or: 'As You Read This, You Feel an Irresistible Urge to Go On Reading!'
Dog Poo - And You Thought You Had Problems
How I Spent my Summer Vacation
Pee Here Now
If, An Online Marketer's Internet Addiction Poem, Can You Relate to This?
If Real People Ran the Bank - I (a spoof for the heart)
WEATHER OR NOT
No More Oreos? Tell Me it isn't True!
The OTHER Acronym for HTML - How To Make Laughs?
Tech Support Comedy
Lactose Intolerant? It could be a good thing
Cloning Advantage Super Families
10 THINGS NOT TO DO IN JANUARY
Keeping The Door Open
Physics of The Soul
Be Happy That You're Miserable
Ebony and Greenery
FunnyFacy, the next generation smileys
Grilled Cheese Madonna
Everybody Needs Someone...
Return to Eden; It Is Not What You Remembered!
Dice Sports Games That Are Fun; the Pro Football Game.
Things you never want to hear your flight crew say after takeoff
AT A LOSS FOR WORDS?
The funny side of saying - I Love you
Political Humor: Are You A Dittohead?
The Art of Storytelling in Public Speaking
Glowing Green Pigs
Building Relationships With Humor
ALL THINGS TICKETY-BOO
Mr Handyman
Lousy Jobs - How to Lose Them In Style
Finding True Love on the Internet
A Meowing of Cats
Funny T-shirts - Give the Gift of Laughter
The Ongoing Adventures Of A Very Arrogant Bastard
It's official. They are not together!
Boogers
ET Phone Home
How to write funny ideas and make easy money.
"Calvin, go do something you hate."
The Day The Toilet Bit Me
"Angry Chicken" Disease Peril to Chicken Soup Industry
"They" Are Finally Revealed
A Tree Grows in Brooklyn (NY)
New York City is the Center of the Universe
The Good Husband Guide
Bumper Stickers Make a Statement
Looking Forward to 2006
Why Testicles?
Need a Hobby?
Merry ... somebody ... Mas!
Similarity Breeds Comedy
Opposite Attracts Laughter!
Let's associate with funny stuff
How to write funny ideas
" Cartoons, Comedians and Congressman"
Confessions of a Reality TV Junkie
Draining the lizard in the old west franchises
MRI Humor: It's Still Resonating, By Golly!
Losing Your Voice
JAILED
BLISSFUL SHOPPING OR HOW TO SAVE TIME, BUT PROBABLY NOT MONEY
Occasional Poems: Puppy TOys
ALL ABOUT CHORTLES
Creating my First MRI
TOPSOIL IN ILLINOIS
On The Road Again
Old Sparky! Needlephobia, Nerve Conduction Tests, and Electromyelograms
Lizard Induced Schoolgirl Screams
DING DONG IT'S DECEMBER!
Ass Pimples Vs Back Acne
Rural Relocation - Considerations and Adjustments
Simply bad life tips
E mom dot com
Mondegreens for You for Christmas
When the father becomes the Groom
Gloog
The Bad, The Loud, And The Proud
Great Pyrenees Grooming Tips - Special Techniques for Large Breed Dogs
Border Wars
NIFTY NAMES FOR NECTARS OF THE GODS
Evil Super-Villains need Love, Too
Rhymes With Love
Bat Ejection Techniques - Country Survival Course #27
Turkey Trot Trivia Quiz
People are just machines.
Brighten Your Day and Enlighten Your Life
Christmas Quiz
Family Guy - Biography Of Peter Griffin.
Clothesline Fresh - Country Myth Breaker # 17
It's a small world
Laughter Really Is The Bet Medicine!
Chicken Rearing 101: How Not to Raise Chickens
Reminisce and have fun with Refrigerator Magnets
Discovering Magnets and Their Many Uses
Show that you care with car magnets
How to handle bad breath
The Perks of Global Warming
Bob Cratchit was a lousy Clark
What if my 3rd Eyes is Myopic: Thoughts On Yoga
IT'S NUTTY NOVEMBER!
WANTED: SUPERWOMAN/MAN
A New Internet Marketing Strategy - Beam Me Up Ads
Founding my Religion
10 THINGS YOU NEVER SEEM TO FIND
Mind Games Dogs Play With Humans
Trivia Is For The Birds
Going Fishing For Trivia
The French Pirate
Smiling costs nothing, so why not smile!
The Weirdness of the Japanese
GRASS-CUTTING GIZMOS
10 THINGS NOT TO LEAVE IN POCKETS
WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS...
"Old Age Isn't For Sissies"
TOOTHBRUSHRUSH
It finally happened
My Final Last Words, Finally, Well Almost
Why SEO Should be Handled by the Inept
Paris Hilton Over Jennifer Garner: Why?
A Sunday jog in the parklands
Local Legend
OH OH...IT'S OCTOBER!
BOAT NAMES GONE BONKERS?
The Reptire
Toilet Seat Down
Vegetarian Stand-Up Comedian
Just Dialogue 3
Just Dialogue 2
Lord Almighty, A Christian Site
Three Software Applications That Will Surely Surprise You.
How a Head Cold Got Me Married
A Solution Polynesian, European and Seasonal
Snakes
A French Teacher's Memories: First Day At School
Cheer-Leadership or "All I need to know about business I learned from Cheerleading"
Health Club Regulars - Some of the People You're Likely To Meet at the Gym
Chastise Your Bread - Kneading Dough is Excellent Stress Therapy
Tranni D'Electric and why men are such pleasant pigs!
Country Pastimes 2: Bale surfing
Make A Small Fortune In The Fishing Industry...
It'll Feel Better When It Quits Hurting
Just The Fax, M'am
Can You or Can't You
Top 10 Things to make your next company meeting more exciting Part 2
"Too Much Stuff" Syndrome or How Decorating and Organizing Can Help Your Sanity
Preparation and execution of my income tax return
Mary's Dream: A True Life Story
`I'm Not A Christian, But I Play One On Sunday'
You Can Only Be A True Georgian If...
Who Has The Greatest Job In The World?
Guys Love What Women Don't
How To Cash In On Your `Ailment Capital'
Partners as Mindreaders
`And How Do We Feel This Morning?'
In My House, If It's Broken I Bought It
The Script About My Ass
A Faux Pas Is A Mistake In A Tuxedo
I hate my computer and other inspirational thoughts
WORDS NEVER HEARD IN THE WORKPLACE
The day my computer died
POLITICALLY CORRECT SANTA
Technical Treason and Eight or Nine reasons why an infra-red mouse is a MUST!
HO HO HO MEMO
The Inception of Modern Computers, via the Back Passage.
Very Precise Fortune Cookies
Pastors and politicians; It's my party, I'll cry if I want to
What to do when you get caught surfing by the Boss!
WWJV" -- whom would Jesus vote for?
The Start of Civilisation via the Back Passage!
"I Should Be Doing .... But..."
IS GOD A DEMOCRAT OR A REPUBLICAN? AND OTHER CULTURAL ANOMALIES
ODD JOBS
THINGS PERFECTLY NORMAL BEASTS DO
ThinkExist.com: New "Sex and the City" Quotes Collection
Rock's Oddball Celebrity News
Love Sells
Spring Has Sprung
Every Truck Lover's Dream:
The Litter Box Shuffle
Death Becomes Her
O. S. ARI - Some Anecdodes of Him -he was famous also for his wit and wisdom
The Prodigal Prince Fred, (Tasmanian Fred, Royal Spoiled Brat)
On Turning Sixty
Trust - A poetic investigation, not hampered by commitee status.
The Magic Button That Earns $3,546 or more
I Am a Grinch
That's the Christmas spirit
Hungry For Overkill
Share a Smile
The Good Old Days
The Warner Brothers Make Noise
Tales Of A Hollywood Tour Guide
Wild, Wild Westerns
Hollywood Humor: Cary Grant's Muffins
Wild Casting
Poverty Can Be Erased
Three colors, six tenuous links
50 Things to do to your Boss that are Fun for you, but not for them
Spitting Feathers
Floorspace
Pattaya Beach [Thailand] Dawn Freak Show - Pattaya Beach at sunrise is a great place for 'people wat
Just Imagine!
What?!? No bananas?
I nearly Drove the Ruddy Fire Engine Myself
Men and Their Little Friends
Tribute to Delores
The Gardener, the Salsa, and a Day at the Ranch
My Blood Pressure Was Fine Throughout (The state of the NHS)
You Think You've Got Communication Problems Where You Work? Read This.
Front Porch Chat
The Lighter Side of Spam
Don't Blow Your Nose In The Water Fountain
The Top 10 Most Outrageous Exercises I've Ever Seen
Hippo Rage - a humorous look at stress and anger today
PURSE PURSUIT
Tickle Your Funny Bone
The Lion Doesn't Sleep Tonight - A Very Roman Holiday
THE INTERNET ADVENTURES OF STUPIDMAN
The Hazards of Tossing Pigs
Zombie, and Other Assorted Un-dead Types
Friends -- With Benefits
Put Down That pencil
I Own A Dog
MAKE 'EM LAUGH: SELLING HUMOR ONLINE
Silver Linings Are Everywhere
Norm Goldman Interviews Comedienne Fran Capo,the Guinness Book Worlds Record for the Fastest Talking
Couch Potato Success Factors
The Spider Monkey Routine
One Hour Every Day At Four O'clock
Over-Committed
Pattaya Beach [Thailand] Dawn Freak Show - Pattaya Beach at sunrise is a great place for 'people wat
GUNG HAY FAT CHOY ALL YOU MERRY MUTTS!
GUNG HAY FAT CHOY PARTY POOCHES!
The Pope, The Mullah and The Rebbe Get Down
A Deep Look At Soap Operas
A Strange Occurrence at the Passing Sun
Ebony and Greenery Part Two
Test Your Cupid Quotient
Pattaya Beach [Thailand] Dawn Freak Show - Pattaya Beach at sunrise is a great place for 'people wat
Humans are like Monkeys
The World's First Comedian?
He Had It Coming, Your Honor
Hurricane Season In Florida
How to Build a Cobblestone House
The Restaurant Chronicles, Part 1
When It Rains, It Pours: Creating a Plan
Space, and the Room for It
Health Club Regulars
Tales of a Spectator Spectator
Valentine's Day for Dummies
DOG DITTY DAILY #6
DOG DITTY DAILY #5
MY "I LOVE CHOCOLATE" DIET
DOG DITTY DAILY #4
The Modern Guide to Naming Your Baby
10 THINGS NOT TO DO IN FEBRUARY
DOG DITTY DAILY #3
Setting History Straight
How To Marry A Wealthy Guy
Fried Green Tomatoes Recipe
Poor Rix's Almanac 8-13-05
Important Safety Tip$
Reality Shows We'll (Hopefully) Never See
A Dog's Guide To... Getting Your Dog to Stop Barking
11 Alternative Garden Games
The Zapp Principle
Good News for Goofballs
How I Feel About Pirates
Waiting to Choose Your Baby's Name
Our Computer Overlords
DOG DITTY DAILY #8
DOG DITTY DAILY #7
Stopping Bad Breath Bart
Cheer-Leadership or 'All I Need to Know About Business I Learned from Cheerleading'
Poor Rix's Almanac 8-27-05
Your Stars Part 3
Not Your Average Sunday Morning
Sweet Vengeance Purrfected
Dumb Luck
Bad Days and Bad Timing
Phone Sex - What Do the Neighbors Think
Mick's Curriculum Vitae
DOG DITTY DAILY #9
A French Teacher's Memories: A Short Nap
Free Funny Animated Ecards
How A Head Cold Got Me Married
Free Funny Ecard and Free Funny Ecards
A Burning Desire
A French Teacher's Memories: Boys Are Not Born in Cabbage Fields
Picking Politicians as Hurricane Names
Our Baby: The Grape
Eternal Wit
Don't Stare at My Hair
Jesse Jackson and the Rainbow Coalition
Misspelled Scriptures
Compromised Positions
12 Steps to Recover St Patrick's Day
The Blonde Preservation Act
Old Wine in New Bottle
Whiting New Jersey Feeds Water to Aliens on Mars; Read All About It!
Using a web designer instead of doing it yourself...
10 Easier Ways Than SEO To Get Web Site Traffic
Life Brought to a Dull Wedding
Yahoo! for My Bulk-Email Folder
Who Cares What Critics Think?
Feeding Vol
Now for a Story from Another Time
Magical Yahoo Readings
Who Buys from Recorded Telephone Sales Pitches?
Barry Michaels-Radio is My Life!
Much too Grand of a Story for Us Now
Reduce Stress: Start Laughing
The Superior Mind
The Work-from-home Fashion Primer
What if my 3rd Eye is Myopic: Thoughts On Yoga
I'll Get Up In Just A Minute
Celebrity Baby Names: What's In A Name?
Nine Good Irish Quotes and Proverbs
Hefner Dances
Humor Quotations - Top 35 Funny Quotations by Famous Comedians
Scales of Injustice
Our Pets Trained Us Well!
10 THINGS NOT TO DO IN MARCH
Little giant ladder pros and cons
Playing Go-Between in the Digital Age
Health Club Regulars -- Some of the People You're Likely To Meet at the Gym
Malice In
George Walker Bush Blamed for Volcano Mexico and Earthquake in Peru
A Charm for Baby
California Wildfires Are Bush Administrations Fault
Fear No Weevil
Cow Bell Resort
Politician Offices of Nano Tube Construction
Cellphoney
Ten Steps To Establishing Yourself As An Expert: Steps 5 and 6
How to Satisfy Your Wife
Toilet Training: Every Woman's Nightmare
Up Chuck
Fake Counterfeit Bird Flu Vaccines
I Do Not Like Cable T-V !!!
Humanitarian Relief
Mexican Marijuana Crop Washed out from Hurricane Stan Flooding
Pool Sweep Shark Robot
Stun Gun Cat Food Robotic Shocker
The Food Pyramid
Fishing For Trivia
Finally, A Little Sexual Marketing Humor!
Diet Failure is not Your Fault
15 Reasons Why Salesmen Are The Best Lovers
How to Surf Hurricane Storm Surges
Read this Article if You Want to Hunt the Spotted Owl
Practical Jokes List
If Only I Could Be An Earthworm
Milk Goats - Know Thy Enemy
Walls 'R Us
Hoop Dream
Clothesline Fresh - Country Myth Breaker #17
Driving Distractions: Do You Need Cream and Sugar?
Interview Repartees
Smart Farmer
How To Spot A Fib
What Are You In For?
UFO: I Practice Levitation
The Fruit Caper
BV Chronicles - Part I
Who Are They Trying To Fool?
Learning Precision
Singing The Blues - You Know It Don't Come Easy
View from the Stage: Six Pounds Tall!
Spare Change
What if Bird Flu is Listening to the News Reports
Do I Look Fat?
Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall
Survival Instinct
Junior Economics
The Drowning Spool
When the Father Becomes the Groom
What Ever Happened to George and Alice Goeble?
Stained Glass Studio Humor Helps To Overcome Adversity - Don't Be Like Milo
"Fed Up" Candy Lashes Out At Unsuspecting Parade Goers
On the Road Again - A Middle-Aged Couple Try Mountain Biking
I'm Pretty Sure God is a Male Chauvinist
The Laughing Buddha's Christmas Wish
Extra! Extra!-Read All About It-Local Man Digs Hole To China!
Life is a Battle and Then Your Fire Goes Out
Creating My First MRI
Field Notes on Country Linguistics
The Best Online Comics Site You'll NEVER Find
I Have a Little Chat with Adam and Eve
Goosed
Dentists Hate You and They Are Probably Aliens
Politically Correct Christmas Carols and Holiday Songs
You May be in Love If
When Pigs Fly
Avoid Cliches And You Miss The Joke!
Butt of the Joke
Unruly Airliner Passenger Discharge System
Give Them an Inch
Healthy Joke
Rock 'n Roll Dance - Is It Heaven or is it Hell?
Are All Men Fashion Train Wrecks, Or Is It Just Me?
The Way It Used to Be
Forget About Eating
Things To Know Before Moving To Dothan, Alabama
Troy Burroghs: and the Doc
The Brilliant Rejection Dating Maneuver
Old Age Isn't For Sissies
The "Alternating Traffic Merge" Amendment to the Constitution
Aliens Are Among Us
The Cackle Factor
Return to Eden; It Ain't the Place You Rember It to Be, or is It?
Punch Line Madness
Biting The Hand That Feeds
Suffer, Men
Obscure News
No Comprendo
Secret Guide To Becoming Rich And Famous
Sweet Trap
Why Macy's Cleans Their Floors At Odd Hours
Killing Time
Your Say Humor and I Say Gumour
No More Oreos? Tell Me it isn't True!
Please Notice Me
Infomercials: Long on Info, Short on Facts
Have You Heard the Sound of a Duck at Midnight?
Ebony and Greenery
Thetan Fighters Needed Now
I Am
If I Threw an Armageddon, Would Anyone Come?
Cathedral Commando
Over-Committed
Airport Delays
Are Personal Computers Becoming Too Personal?
Encounter At A New York City Party
The History Of Personal Ads
It's Time to Exempt Me From Income Tax
A Funny Conversation with that Kooky Intelligent Designer
Rednecks are Real
Birthday Clown Hell
Why Some People Are Light Sleepers
How Come Mexican Drug Runners Build Their Tunnels Better than Coal Mines?
Couch Potato Success Factors
I'll Have the 'Gringo Starr', Por Favor
My Hallmark Moment
Hey, Muffinbutt!
To Sleep, Perchance to Dream
Never Trust A Man With A Bread-Shaped Head
Coolest Woman on The Planet: Five Simple Steps
Will Brokeback Mountain Bring New Jeans Fashion Awareness For Gay Jeans?
Valentine's Day in China - Roses and Songs, Love and Loneliness
Brace Yourself, This Might Hurt
The Dangerous Clown Disease
The Sound of Taps
Tax Quotes and Jokes for Tax Season
The First Kiss
The Genius of Calvin & Hobbes
Problematic 6000
Capitaland Author's Humor Book Receives Honorary Placement on Vintage Paperbacks & Digests Website
Red Lanterns, Chinese Food, and a Little More
Cartoons As Weapons of War?
Being Funny Is Cool - Just Ask My Mom
A Polar Valentine
A Deep Look into Soap Operas
You're an Animal!
Chin-ups are Pleasant
The Worm-Train Theory: A Satire On Evolution
Religion and Theories on What Being Human Actually Is
What Do You Call Dick Cheney Shooting a Lawyer
Rush Limbaugh Humor: 2 Adult Beverage Recipes Any Dittohead Will Love
Straight Guy with Queer Eye
How to Properly Deactivate a Bomb
Now a Story from Another Time
Ask Seed: "Bosom Blues..."
Come Let Us Lament
The Story of St Patrick
The Non Alarm
How To Fund A Government Incentive Program
Fashion Do's And Dont's on E! TV - No More Scrunchies
Serving Up Some Humor in the Islands
You Know You're Watching Too Much TV When ...
Refresher Course for Women on How to Win an Argument With a Man
Worser and Worser
Sex Ed in the Sixties
Look Ma, No Hands!
A Drunk with a Small Penis
Growing Old At The DMV
Cell Phones and the Dentist
Kid's Write the Darnedest Things
A Serious Lack of Chemistry
Intelligent Design: Primates Sue
Scott McClellan Sews Own Mouth Shut
Marching Along
Busy-body Building for Women
Speed Secret
How Many Men Does It Take . . . Top 12 Men's Jokes
What I Found in My Beard This Morning
Capital District Localities and Landmarks Rooted in Author's Uniquely Penned Hometown Humor Book
It's No Joke, Laughter is Awesome Medicine!
Why Do I Laugh At Sicko Stuff?
Jessica Alba... Perfect?
World Baseball Classic: Jenna Jameson or Alex Rodriguez? Who is the Better Athlete?
How to Choose a College - Did You Choose the Wrong One?
Similarities Between Teen-Agers And Senior Citizens
The Sad Truth About the Most Viewed Ezine Articles
I Think Elliot Spitzer might be the Devil?
Senior Ticketed For Walking Too Slow; Others Try Rollerskates
Funny Story: Cars Are a Boy's Thing
Your Sense of Humor - Life's Gift - Use It
Everybody Change Jobs
Your Mischievous Sense of Humor
Sense of Humor - Your Quiet Ally
Your Sense Humor - Try Exercising It
Stealing the Algorithm
A Law of Nature
Beaver Alienation Reaches Puberty
Whats your Goal in Life?
Cashing the Czech
Don't Look Under the Bed
Willy Wonka and the River of Chocolate Milk
Destruction of Urinal Cakes on the Rise
One of Those Days
Excerpts from Granny's Journal: Funny Farm
Another One of Those Days
My Apologies To All Pregnant Women
Ugly Ass Dog
March MILF Madness! Who Will Win the National MILF Championship?
House Arrest for Fun and Profit
Bob Fosse's 'Lenny': A Lost Treasure
Can Anyone Learn to be Funny?
Humor - Tips for Using it in Everyday Conversation
Malice In "I Wonder Who I Am" Land
Paris Hilton Jokes: Paris Hilton to Release Hip-Hop CD
Granny Tours Brothel with a Coupon
Bin Laden Releases Another Audiotape: Hideout Too Dark For Video
France Attacks Iran: U. S. And Britain Object
Gossip: What People Say About It
Granny on Bribery, Insurance Companies, Daylight Savings and the Perfect Mate
Senior Ticked For Walking Too Slow; Others Try Roller Skates
The Illogical Puppet Of Iran: Any Chance Of Getting The Little Guy A Better Script?
Saddam Hussein Seeks Mcdonald's Francise
Terrorism on the Rise, George Bush a Suspect
Marriage and Parenting
The Headless Horseman Of Mass Media: Information Everywhere, Philosophy Nowhere
A Page From Betty Crocker
U. S. Ends Oil Dependency; Turns B. S. Into Fuel
Russia Defends Iranian Nuke Program; Considers Position Good Customer Service
Canada In Secret Talks To Trade Quebec For Florida
Gas Prices Go "Gas-tronomical!"
Man Loses Memory; Shows Up At Emergency Room
Major Software Innovation: Same Tasks In All Programs Will Be Done With Same Clicks
Medical Researcher Discovers Cause Of Asinine Behavior
Ken Lay Explains Behavior With Poem From Childhood: "Now I Lay Me Down To Sleep."
Met Meets Greece's Request; Returns Ancient Toilet Seats
Another Dracula, Another Flop
Basketball For Short People: Basket To Be Lowered
Clever Mayor Roy Nagen: Has Runoff Election With White Guy Who Looks Just Like Roy Himself
Update: Artic National Wildlife Refuge: Senate Rejects "Oil Drilling"; Approves "Oil Hunting."
Eighteen "Do Nots" For Your Next Job Interview
Pets, Pets and More Pets
Playing the Hokey Pokey can get you Killed During a Fire Drill
It's No Joke - It's the Audience!
Blackberries, Bluebonnets and Buttercups
Granny's Pet Peeves from Granny's Journal
Humor - Tips for Using It in Talks and Speeches
Crouching Tiger Flying Squirrel
Border Crossing Individuals; Dealing with the Location Challenged People
Iran Must Be Allowed to Have Nuclear Weapons
Moussaoui and Richard Reed Shoe Bomber Must Be Set Free!
We Must Appease Radical Regimes Which Sponsor International Terrorism
Shoo Fly Pie
Simon's Simon Stew
U.S. Ends Oil Dependency; Turns B.S. Into Fuel
Writing Articles Using The New Euro-Englisch
Fun and Games Job?
Mexico The 51st State? No Way Jose!
Too Many Lawyers in America; Lance Rants
Man Conquers Forms; Oh the Day When? Lance Rants
The Paper or the Staple; Which Lasts Longer?
A French Teacher's Memories: How to Ride Poetry
Unholy Alliance, Stern and Imus, Keep Rich Tenant Doors Open
Sample Market Headlines CNBC Style
Appearing Naked in Other People's Dreams
Circus Clowns - Without Skill Laughter Turns Into Disaster
Conspiracy Theory on Illegal Immigration Marches
Illegal Aliens March 3 Miles To Prove A Point?
Can Work Ever Be Funny?
From Granny's Journal: Wisdom and Humor
The Floor is Lava
Secret Pooping
I Love the Smell of Commerce in the Morning!
Some Great Irish Jokes
In-laws and Outlaws
Granny's Almost Garden
Chuck Norris Joins in with Latest Joke Phenomenon
Secret Supermarket Humour
Mr. Fearless
National Illegal Immigration Boycott; Why Not Make it One Month?
A Page From Betty Crocker's Cookbook
Miniature Dachshund Louie's Second Journal
New Reality TV Show Needed for International Terrorist Leaders?
Sun Will Only Burn For 5 Billion More Years; Humans Express Concern
Hispanic Immigrants Demonstrate; "Illegal" Not In Spanish Dictionary
Proof Tax Laws Faulty: 9 Out Of 10 Americans Set To Declare Bankruptcy
Nightclub For Baby Boomes Raided; Patrons Nabbed For Dropping Antacid
Iraqi Insurgents In Secret Talks; Admit May Be Fighting Wrong Enemy
Hillary Clinton To Become Republican
The Topless CPA
Government Study Shows Decrease In Buying Power Of Dollar; Now Equal To Penny
Microsoft Vista To Support Only Microsoft Products; Denies Monopolistic Intent
Pope to Rule On Condoms And AIDS; May Consult People With Hands-On Experience
America To Sue Rest Of World For Ungrateful Behavior
Infant Author Accused Of Plaigarism; Copied Sounds In Nursery
JazzFest In New Orleans Kicks Off Without Jazz
Time To Bring Pete Rose Home
Bolivian President Evo Morales: Expropriates Energy Company Assets While Accusing Them Of Stealing
Despite Hurricane Season, Weather Still Better Than On Moon
Surgeon General Uncertain About What Hospital To Check His Grandmother Into
The Party Store
Guantanamo Bay International Terrorist Detainees Must Be Released
An Efficient Commute
Trivial Pursuit: In Search Of Amusing Historic Events
Humor - Writing Jokes
Humor - An Introduction
Laugh and Stay Healthy
Language Confusion: Oh, Oh!
Theory Of Evolution Challenged By French Chef; Cites Role Of Food And Wine
Dick Cheney Enrolls At Dale Carnegie; Updates Curriculum
Movie Stars As Sources Of Wisdom
Democrats Search For Platform; Find It In FDR's Basement
Oil Exploration Update: U. S. To Play Catch-Up With Cuba
Bill Clinton In Secret Talks With Hillary; Agrees To Run For Vice President
Come Out With Your Checkbook Open
FED Raises Interest Rates, Except On Existing Mortgages
Apple Sued Over Logo By Apple Farmer
Sex Surveys Of Teenagers Prove Inaccurate: Teens Tend To Become Virgins Again
Polygamists March; Demand Volume Discount On Marriage Licenses
Avant Garde Composer Creates New Piece, Called Making Popcorn
Tom Cruise Renounces Scientology; Becomes Muslim Fundamentalist
Despite Video-Game Mania, Little League Baseball Still Hits It Off With Kids
Iranian President Ahmadinejad Sits Right Down And Pretends To Write Bush A Letter
Dolphins Know Each Other By Name; Also Play Poker On Saturday Night
Why Lawyers Are Safe
Ugly Lawyer Business Cards; YUK!
Artificial Intelligent Lawyers; All Attorneys Are Fired!
Humor - Stupid Questions
Humor - No Sense Of
Thighway Robbery
The Funny Thing About Humor
O The Price of Biscuits and Gravy
The Morning Glory People
All the People Who Ate Meat on Friday Went to Hell
Mother's Day Card Observation
Top Ten Reasons David Letterman Visits the Hello Deli and Rupert Jee
I Heart Dave Barry
Clever Bil Clinton Gets $5 Million Advance For Book On His Charitable Work
Floods Strike New England; Lobsters Enter Kitchens
Government Monitors Phone Bills; Agrees To Pay Half
Humor - The Funniest People Of All Time
Humor - Hosting A Roast
How to Quit Writing
Why We Have Not Caught Osama bin Laden Yet
Razor Burned
Oil Exploration Update: U.S. To Play Catch-Up With Cuba
The Origins Of Spring-Cleaning, Or Along Came Eve
Happy Trails, America! But Where Are They?
Iran Accepts European Nuke Deal: Includes Instructions On How To Make An A-Bomb
Israeli Prime Minister Plays Good Guy; Palestinians Play Deaf
Mexican Immigrants Flock To National Guard; Hope To Patrol Border
Saddam Hussein Accused Of Crimes Against Ties
Nominee Insists CIA Must Get Out Of The News: No Secret Agents Left
Consumer Prices Gas Up; Surprised, Wall Street Tanks
Apple Opens Store On Border Near Tijuana; Considers It High Traffic Zone
Pat Robertson Confesses! God Upset With Him; Tells Him He Lost His Mind
Enron Trial Goes To Jury; Ken Lay Doesn't Notice
Ancient Mayan Mummy Proves A Tattoo Is Forever
The Da Vinci Code; This Year's Biblical Box-Office Bonanza
Hockey Summer Season; Will Be Played On Roller Skates
The Origins Of Spring-Cleaning, Or Along Came Eve
Humor: What to Tell Your Wife and What Kids and Game-Show Contestants Say
Do I Know Anything? I Don't Know
Financial Wizardy at Work: Frozen Money Technology
Rise of the Machines
Jokes, The World's Best Medicine
How to Get Rid of a Bible Thumper Maniac
Polite Tips of Getting Rid of a Bible Thumper
Dig a Giant Ditch on the US-Mexican Border; Use the Dirt to Fill in New Orleans
Business Faux Pas: Mustard On Your Tie and Poppy Seeds In Your Teeth
Jokes from the News for Jay Leno 01: Police Jokes
Abandoning Crude Oil in 2150
Jokes for Jay Leno 02: President Bush
Feed Dog Food to All the Lawyers
Cranelegs Top Ten Reasons Why We Are Doomed
A Laptop of My Own
Mexico Solves Immigration Problem; Becomes Part Of China
Europeans Press Iran; Present Cartoon Of Bombs Dropping On Nuclear Plants
Italian Man Asks Wrong Question About Christ; Court Agrees To Hear Case
Jimmy Hoffa Continues To Evade FBI
Bin Laden Sighted In Karachi; May Turn Self In
Bush And Blair Admit Mistakes In Iraq; Vow To Continue
Bright Side To Gas Prices; Americans Start To Read Price Signs
Internet, Which Began As Tech Wizardry, Ends Up As Ad Wizardry
Preventive Use Of Antipsychotic Drugs Weighed; Cite World Leaders
America May Import Biz Execs; Too Many Here In Jail
1940's Book Has Belated Debut; Reveals America In War That Felt Right
New Dracula Musical To Close, Except On Nights With Full Moon
Barry Bonds Breaks Ruth's Homer Record; Bat Tested For Steroids
Abbas Finds Way To Move Two-State Solution Ahead And Let Hamas Off Hardline Hook
Monkeys Reveal Elemental Speech Patterns; Ask For Shave And A Haircut
New Instance Of American Ingenuity; Nation Learns To Type
Abatement of Illegal Aliens Thru Flooding and Storm Weather Warfare
Abatement of Corruption in Congress
Hail the Sultan of Submissions, Lance Winslow!
How to Tell a Man from a Gorilla
Abatement of Lawyers Caesar Style
A Funny Joke and The Man without Humor
The Boy in the Road
When Lawyers Say; I Stand Corrected
I Shaved My Legs For This
The Bomber: Readers Beware
Pressure Washing Congress
The Gift of Gab
Embarrassing Moments Last Forever
Napping: An Olympic Sport
Hot Weather: Keeping It All Together
Sports
Build US Fighter Planes in Mexico with Chinese Parts to Save Money
25 Signs You May Be A Health Freak
Illegal Human Aliens; A More Descriptive and Politically Correct Term
Not All Lawyers are Total Crooks
Lie Detector Tests Annually for All Lawyers
Lawyers Need More Rules and Regulations
Many Senators are Said to be Closet Homosexuals; News Report Cannot be True?
Ex-CIA; Good Chance He is Gay
CIA Looking for Homosexuals; Bend Over and Do It For Your Country
Attention International Terrorists; Most CIA from USA are Easy to Spot, They are Gay
Snooze Wars: The Battle Between The Sheets
A Cialis A Day Keeps The Uncertainty Away
100 Pounds Of Marijuana Found At Home Depot: Sold As Grass Seed
Bush Sets Aside Hawaii As Nature Preserve; Inhabitants Head For California
Bill Gates to Devote Life To Charity; Make Money And You Can, Too
Just Say No To Sex. Dr. Coburn Shows You How
Downsize Government; Save Taxpayers Money and Move Offices to Mexico
Move Congressional Buildings to Juarez Mexico, Drugs are Legal there!
Real Men Love Jesus; Why is he Gay?
Federal Trade Commission Loses Employee Personal Information
It Was Lights Out At The Old Ballgame
I Get A Letter From Dear Abby
It Was A Dork And Strummy Knight-A Story With Musical Jokes
Nam-Nam Chattering-A Story with References to Dracula, Nosferatu, Bethory, Usually in Anagrams
Can We Please Move Washington D.C. to Dodge City Kansas
Which is Worse Pig Crap or Lawyers?
Flood Washington DC and Washout Corruption
What Is a Dunk Tank?
Men In High Heels
Washington DC Floods and Gets a Power Flush
Washington DC Built Along a Massive Flood Zone
The Nine Lives Generation
7 New Powers for the New and Improved Superman!
300-Hundred Pound Bear Flees 10-Pound Cat
Why Al-Qaeda
Humanist Terrorists Nabbed In Miami; Planned To Plant Explosive Books
A Cialis A Day Keeps The Uncertainty Away
Bush Sets Aside Hawaii As Nature Preserve; Inhabitants Head For California
Bill Gates to Devote Life To Charity; Make Money And You Can, Too
Just Say No To Sex: Dr. Coburn Shows You How
Feng Fu-Kung Shui-Combining Interior Designing with Martial Arts
Rescue a Cockroach from Your Cat - Humanely