How to Get Laid on South Beach
So I am sitting here thinking about the wonders of Miami Beach.
It is so warm, the chicks are so hot, and the hookers are so
bad! The best part about this town is that girls from around the
world flock to its sunny streets looking for a quick buck or a
free ride, which most have little trouble finding. It is always
amusing to see the girls that come from this type of environment
and compare them to "normal" girls. It really takes a real pro
to play the game effectively on South Beach and sadly it is all
about money. To achieve true greatness on the beach you need a
nice car, a nicer condo, and an even nicer bank account. I have
seen men ruin themselves trying to make it in this game because
the competition is fierce! First, this area attracts guys with
cash; there is seemingly no shortage of it. Second, even the
guys with no money make up for it with brutal Latino machismo;
I'm talking about yelling from their bicycles at wild hotties
who would rather kill the tea-cup poodle jammed under their arms
before they even look at their harassers. And as if this was not
enough, it's actually the girls who have the tightest game of
all. If they want it they can get it.