One Nation, Under Thor
Show of hands please. Who remembers who they voted for in the
last Presidential election? Okay. Now, lower your hands because
the fact of the matter is that unless you were one of five
hundred odd electors - you didn't vote for the president.
The founding fathers decided that when they created this country
that people like you shouldn't have the power to decide who runs
the country. They also didn't think people like you should elect
senators either. These men believed that bathing was wrong, that
you should poop in a pot you kept under your bed, that half of
all white human beings were incapable of thinking for
themselves, that no person of African heritage should think at
all, that bleeding was a cure for everything, that wigs for men
were wonderful, and that humans could be considered property.
The list could be longer, but you see my point, don't you?
Geniuses that they were for their time, our founding fathers
could hardly see omnisciently throughout time into the distant
future that we now live in.
In California a court has struck down the Pledge of allegiance
for school children because it contains the phrase 'under God'
and the question comes up, then, what did the founding fathers
intend by the establishment clause in the First Amendment? And
my question is: Does it matter? Almost certainly the writers of
the constitution intended that America would be a Christian
country. Probably the majority of them could simply not conceive
that it wouldn't be. The establishment clause really meant that
America would not have a 'Church of America' like England had a
'Church of England'. What variety of Christian you were in
America would be up to you. Maybe there would be a few Jews
allowed to run the banks, but that was about it.
God, of course, shows up in many of our founding documents, like
the Declaration of Independence as the creator who endows men
(not women, you know) with inalienable rights. The declaration
of Independence uses natural law as a basis and natural law
posits that there is a deity who oversees the Government, which
is answerable to the people. The government, in this case, could
be a monarchy, or as was eventually chosen in the United States,
an oligarchy composed of the white, property owning upper-class
men.
In the United States seperation of Church and State was
instituted in the United States school system when shrill,
unpleasant, atheist Madalyn Murray O' Hare sued the US
Government and won, throwing 'official' prayer out. I can tell
you first hand that this did not eliminate all prayer and I
remember bowing my head at many a school assembly as a minister
recited a prayer and I asked myself whether this wasn't supposed
to be illegal. One of O' Hare's sons grew up to be an
evangelical minister who has spent decades trying to get the
prayers that his mother got thrown out of school reinstated. O'
Hare disapeared under suspicious circumstances and was never
heard from again.
Eighty percent of Americans identify themselves as Christian,
according to recent polls. Of these, forty percent identify
themselves as evangelical or 'born again' Christians. Two
percent of Americans identify themselves as Jewish and one
percent as Muslim. You'd think from the news that those last two
numbers would be higher - but, no, that's it. This means that
seventeen percent fall into the category of 'other' which can be
anything.
If you happen to be a Moslem, Jew, or 'other' - guess what? Most
of your fellow Americans would be more than happy to see your
religious rights trampled on. They don't see anything at all
wrong with making your children promise to love this country
under a God that might not happen to be yours. The Pledge of the
allegiance will never be one nation under Buddha, krishna,
Allah, Zeus, Thor or any other deity or lack of deity that you
can think of. Sorry.
The Supreme court will almost certainly rule on this. How will
they rule? My guess is they'll find a way to keep us pledging to
be under God. They found a way to keep the ten commandments in
the courthouses, so they'll find a way to keep this in, too.
You'll notice that God is and has been on our money forever and
the Supreme Court has never found a seperation of Church and
State problem with that.
What do you do if you don't want your kids to say that our
country is 'under God' every day of their school life? My
suggestion: Just have them mouth the words but say whatever you
want them to say, though,I've got to tell you that one nation
under Thor just doesn't have the same ring.