Much too Grand of a Story for Us Now
Now Lynn who thought she was Queen Elizabeth was Couch sitting
after being evicted. Carol, the one who probally is Queen
Elizabeth but does not know it or want to believe it if it was
true. An interesting fact with all the tobacco legislation in
the news within the last five years is, Queen Elizabeth started
the trade in the colonies in that life and in this one helped
put an end to it by leading one of the nations strongest
prevention movement against it in Massachusetts. But back to
Lynn, see years ago QEII was her boss at that prevention center
and fired her. But Lynn remained a fair weather friend for years
after, because the sound of ready cash does that. See Carol can
never say no.
Lynn comes from a wealthy family in Manhattan. Lawyer types. So
is all of Lynn's siblings. But not Lynn, she is by the scruff of
her neck. Getting pulled out of danger all the time. Pink slips
and eviction notices. But she still swears she was the Queen.
Well the Queen is on the couch and needs wine and dog food, in
that order. It has worked in the past, so Lynn goes to Carol's
check book. Back pages of an unused book, in random order. Hell,
why go through the embarrassment of asking when Carol was only
going to say yes anyway? Signs a couple with her practiced hand
and out to the Bunghole. Bunghole is a famous liquor store in
Salem. With that name, it is Salem motif number one for tourist
photos.
See QEII has been staying at my place mostly for the last two
years. Lynn would of kept the cobwebs out of that apartment in
Lynn. Lynn Lynn, the city of sin, You never come out the way you
go in! Well Lynn went in poor and came out thousand dollars
richer. Rent free.
Money Fairies. QEII (second incarnation not to be confused with
the reigning monarch of England.) might of been called the Fairy
Queen for a reason. See she was so bad with money, it almost
always fell out of her pocket. But if you had money fairies
putting it back into envelopes for you in various forms of
checks, you would not worry. How do you think England in Queen
Elizabeth's time went from broke to the world's strongest
empire? But QEII was always worrying about it. So when she was
robbed a thousand dollars from Lynn. The bank gave her money
back right away because they did not send he a bank statement
for two years which would of warned her. Also Lynn had to pay
back the thousand dollars she stole. In the end QEII made $2,000
, $1,000 she never lost in the first place. She still does not
believe in her Fairy Friends.
Well QEII is somewhere in the world and I did see Lynn
afterwards. She was coming out of the hospital. This was a
follow up visit. See three months before, she went in to get
some corns operated on. See she had a bad foundation in life
with her neglectful parents. On that day she was coming out of a
follow up appointment for her stomach surgery. She had a couple
feet of her intestines removed. I guess she could not stomach
what she did to her friend the Queen.
Like in the Babington plot, Queen Elizabeth could of
disemboweled her herself. Then hanged to be followed by drawn
and quartered . To be finished by decapitation. I guess half a
disembowelment ain't too bad, by proxy at least!