It's funny the false sense of security that green money holds. It's not resistant to water, fire, or wind. It rips easily and is easy to lose in a crowd. If you don't keep both eyes on it, it will disappear. If you stack it up very far it will tip over and land in a messy pile at your feet. It smells funny.

Yet those with lots of it feel they hold the magic wand.

If I sauntered up to you and said,