The Last Time I Saw Paris

I looked at the popular keyword searches and decided to write an article on Paris Hilton. I decided to start with her horoscope for some reason. I found that she was born on 17 February 1981 and came under the sign of the Metal Rooster. I also learned that she and her sister, Nicky, once lived in the Waldorf in New York and that they were going to inherit a zillion dollars each.

I saw Paris Hilton on the Letterman show some time back. He was unable to get a conversation going with her. She sat there like a bump on a log. Maybe she had a bad night the night before. I was surprised that she didn