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Golzendreems
By Dan Reinhold

It's here...the hottest product on the market!

Your outlook will shine!!

Your potential will increase each and every day!!

Your entire life will never be the same again!!

It's hot, it's now, it's happening!!!

Golzendreems.

NOT available in stores and now in multi-packs.

They'll change your life!

Say goodbye to strife!!

You'll be sharper than a Ginsu knife!!!

Everybody's talking about Golzendreems.

They come in three sizes: I Wish, Someday and YIPPEE!

Start today at the I Wish level and receive FRE...Umm, I mean..NO COST upgrades!!

There's never a better time for Golzendreems.

And this limited time offer...the Golzendreems Deluxe Ultimate Sure-fire Special Maximum Achievement kit is yours FR...aww, darn...WITHOUT CHARGE!!

It comes complete with a notepad/pencil set, mirror and double burner.

With the notepad/pencil set you'll spend quiet time by yourself (it's there, just FIND it!) thinking and thinking some more about the changes, improvements, accomplishments and more that YOU want to make in your life, no matter how big or small!

And if you change your mind later and wish to change your Golzendreems at any time, we'll throw in...an ERASER!! You can start writing today!

With the mirror you'll take long, careful looks at your new Golzendreems...INSIDE you! Yes, you'll commit to the person you WANT to be and discover untapped strength and confidence you never knew you had!!

And lastly...

With the double burner comes a special feature available only for your brand new Golzendreems.

It's a way to set FIRE to your same-as-yesterday, going-nowhere, feel-like-a-loser butt to get you up and RUNNING after the person you've decided to become!!!

The past ends and your future starts today...don't delay!!

OK??

This offer void where brain function is NOT an issue.

With two boys, a dog, a cat, a wife and a household to keep together to boot, Dan Reinhold is the editor of WAHumor to hang on to his sanity by showing how insane the work-at-home community can be. Work at home? You deserve a laugh!

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