New Device "Stretches" Time?

Do you always feel short of time? Is 24x7 beginning to feel like 25x8? Who would not want an extra hour a day to deal with all those emails, voice mails and text messages from colleagues?

The answer may be at hand.

It may seem far-fetched, if not incredible, but after studying the effects of time on the local populace, scientists in Polegate, East Sussex, England, believe they have invented a new device that could provide a solution by actually stopping the passage of time for up to one hour a day.

This reporter tested the device and is now absolutely convinced that something astonishing is happening near the normally sleepy South coast of England.

BACKGROUND

Professor Heinz Siebenundf