Don't Kiss Me The Girls Are Watching

I have a friend named Tony who is kind of a shy guy but is one of the nicest people I have ever met. The girls just love him. Everywhere we go, the girls always flirt with him and visa versa.

We had just left my wife to go fishing. He is driving his truck which all the girls know and run to when they see it. Three of us sitting in the front seat, me in the middle by Tony and my son next to me. We are stopped at the traffic light in town, which is by the grocery store and about 4 girls all come out at once and see Tony's truck. Here they are all smiles and walking towards the truck. I'm thinking this is going to take awhile and I want to get fishing.

They are smiling at Tony, Tony is smiling at them and I want to go fishing. What am I going to do? I don't want to sit there for half an hour while he and the girls flirt.

Well, of course, I know.

I know!

I put my arm around Tony and kissed him on the cheek. As I did that, I smiled at the girls, with my arm still around Tony and waved at the girls. Tony about died. He was redder than a ripe tomato. The girls were in shock and turned around and headed back to the store. I was smiling all the time until the girls got back in the store and then I burst out laughing and so did my son. Tony was still in shock, but it worked, we were on our way to the lake in no time flat.

Charles E. White has fished for 50 years for bass from California to Florida. In his lifetime, he has caught over 6,000 bass. His biggest bass is a 12 pound 14 ounce that hangs on his wall in his office. Charles has taught people how to become successful anglers and also has fished with the Pros in Florida. His new website about fishing for bass is at: http://www.bassfishingweekly.com