STILL MORE CRAZY COLLEGE ROOMMATE STORIES
This story could constitute a practical joke or a revenge. My
junior year in college myself and three friends had a house and
since we went to a relatively small school it became somewhat of
the party house. For one of my roommates 21st birthday a friend
of ours gave him a handle of the cheapest whiskey (it came in a
plastic bottle and the dude that gave it to us had an entire
case of these handles!) I have ever run across.
A few weeks later we had thrown a small gathering and had people
in and out of the house. Well I noticed that (and I mean no
offense to frat boys when I finish this sentence) some 'think
you are cool trying to take our cheap whiskey'-fratboy walked
outside and tried to stash our cheap whiskey to take at a later
point. Little did he know I noticed this. So instead of taking
our cheap whiskey back, I tell one of my other roommates and we
decide to piss into the whiskey the rest of the night. When we
started pissing in the whiskey there was about a quarter of the
handle filled; we 'filled' it up back to about three-quarters.
After the night was over we went to check on the handle to see
if maybe the fratboy forgot, but sure as shit, he didn't. The
funniest part is that the next night my roommate (who pissed in
the bottle as well) and I ran into him at a convience store. So
we start bullshitting with him and ask him what he is up to and
he says he is picking up some sour mix so him and his frat
brothers can make some whiskey sours that night. Ah, didn't he
mean 'Pisskey Sours."
I'm sure he laughed under his breath a little thinking "I stole
your guys' whiskey", but we laughed even louder when we realized
that sig-ep fraternity was about to drink our piss.