How a bit of technology can cripple the male society in the UK. And maybe kill us too.
LONDON, ENGLAND (Spetnik.com) - The men in England are done for. They are doomed. They are about to lose the will to live. They will be spending the rest of their lives doing what they fear most: shopping. And responsible for this is one selfish, greedy, soon-to-be lynched jerk, named Murray Laidlaw.

Murray Laidlaw has just been given a 30,000-pound government grant to develop a GPS (Global Positioning system) device to help shoppers find products in stores. These devices will be affixed to shopping carts, and will display arrows to guide shoppers towards the product.

Now, you may wonder,