Are You A Bill Clinton Webmaster?
Are You A Bill Clinton Webmaster? Post-Florida Google Pulls Back
the Fig Leaf By David Leonhardt
One of the most frequent questions I get asked about my ebook,
Don't Get Banned BY The Search Engines, is whether I amended it
to include post-Florida Google. "Florida" is the code name that
search engine optimizer wizards gave to a November, 2003,
shakeup at Google that left many webmasters covering themselves
up with makeshift fig leaves while dangling upside down above
the proverbial crocodile moat.
I am tempted to explain that, "No, I did not amend it, because
nothing has really changed." But just try telling the world that
Bill Clinton did not have "sex" with Monica Lewinski. Yeah,
right.
So I take the lazy way out and I just say, "Yes."
But the guilt has been creeping up on me, grasping at my skin,
gnawing away at my bones, chewing on my heart, mauling my
conscience, and spitting out my toenails one by one. So this is
confession time. Don't Get Banned By The Search Engine has not
been amended to include post-Florida Google.
Is this because I am peddling stale goods? Am I leading people
astray? Do I have a clue what's going on? "No", "I hope so", and
"Maybe".
In fact, nothing really has changed at Google, and webmasters
who have been following Google's guidelines can just keep doing
what they have always been doing, just as Presidents who follow
public decency guidelines can keep doing what they are doing
(until we vote them out of office for other reasons, of course).
"But I followed the guidelines, and I still took bullets in
several vital organs," I hear many webmasters say. In fact, very
few webmasters have been following Google's guidelines. Most
have been following the Clinton what-can-I-get-away-with fig
leaf guidelines.
Remember that Bill Clinton never had "sex" with Monica Lewinski.
Technically. Honest, he did nothing wrong. He followed the rules
by not having "sex" with Monica Lewinski. In fact, he was seen
in public not having sex with Monica Lewinski on several
occasions.
And webmasters follow the rules by not linking to "link farms"
or "overoptimizing". Sure, they will link to sites that have
nothing to do with their site's topic, but not to a "link farm".
And they will "exchange links", but surely that does not violate
Google's" uniquely democratic nature of the web" principle. As
long as you are not actually caught publicly stuffing the ballot
box, how could Google possibly suggest that you are doing so?
So here are my post-Florida rules:
You only link to relevant sites, because that's what you know
Google and your visitors want. Keep doing that.
You don't exchange links, because that would be stuffing
Google's ballot box