Do You Own A Handbag Or A Toolbag?
When my siblings and I were young, I recall my mother wouldn't
leave the house without her big black leather handbag. Strap
tucked neatly over gloved arm, like a waiter's napkin, she would
proudly set off with her tribe tucked neatly in behind her.
Mother Duck and the Ducklings.
I've since come to realize that the proud tilt of her chin and
her upright posture was simply her smug self-satisfaction in
knowing that no matter what catastrophe may befall her, there'd
be something in her handbag to remedy the problem.
Thirty years on, the style and shape of her handbag may have
changed, but I guarantee you would still be able to change a car
tire or prevent nuclear war by poking through the contents of my
mother's handbag.
Alas, it seems to be a trait that has passed from mother to
daughter, because I'm the one amongst all my gal pals who can
always be counted on to produce a Bandaid for a cut finger, or
the perfect lip gloss for a touch up. Oh, and I'm always the one
with the spare tissues and tampons.
I would like to ask Dr Freud about my peculiar predilection for
carrying the entire contents of my bedroom (and kitchen, and
bathroom) in my handbag, but he would probably relate it to some
female sexual inadequacy problem. (Penis envy sounds like a good
one!)
What never ceases to amaze me is what on earth can the celebs
who walk down the red carpet at those gala events possibly fit
into an evening bag the size of a matchbox? Heck, they look like
they haven't got room for a match let alone a matchbox. I always
imagine their mother, or assistant, or hanger-on person,
inconspicuously lugging their oversized Louis Vuitton traveling
case through the rear tradesman's entrance. After all, what
celeb would leave home without a complete makeover kit, change
of underwear, spare toothbrush (or teeth!) and an extra bottle
of Mo