That's Not What They Meant By "Scooby-Snacks"

Why do dogs eat feces? "I don't eat any animal that hasn't got sense to disregard his own feces." "A dog eats his feces." "I don't eat dog either." "But would you consider a dog to be a 'filthy animal?'" "I don't know if I'd call a dog 'filthy,' but they're definitely dirty. But a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way." "So, by that reasoning, if a pig had a better personality, he'd cease to be a filthy animal?" "That'd have to be one charming pig. He'd have to be ten times as charming as that Arnold on 'Green Acres.'" - Pulp Fiction For reasons that are still fairly unknown to veterinarians and scientists, some dogs seem unable to resist the tasty treat of their own or another animal's feces. Amongst a group of dogs a decent sized lump of excrement is less safe than an errant Twinkie at an Overeater's Anonymous meeting. If dogs ran the world the finest restaurants would serve big steaming plates of the stuff as an entr